Collection: Rude Birthday Gifts For Your Friend
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Notebook - Semen
29 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(29) 29 total reviews
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Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum
28 reviews4.96 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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Badge - Age
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Pin - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Wine Labels (x2) - Love Juice
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Coaster - Cocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
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Magnet - Cat
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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T-Shirt - Choose Cock
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Badge - Birthday Cunt
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Framed Print - Let It Go
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Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97
Overview
The best rude birthday gifts for your friend is something that will make them laugh. The right choice depends on their sense of humour, but something silly and unusual that they haven’t seen before always works well. If you buy something that is interesting enough, it will be the centre of attention, which means everyone else at the party will want to come and look. This will make them feel special (which is what everyone wants), and they’ll remember you forever. I recommend one of our candles or soaps as these are the most popular.
How would this make your friend feel?
Most people like to receive gifts because it makes them feel appreciated, but also because it’s fun to receive something, especially if the packaging is nicely done. But as a gift giver, you’d probably like to do more than that: You want them to feel happy and excited, and to have a bit of fun.
Giving them a fun present is a great way to create this feeling – you just need to make sure they have the right sense of humour as some people can be a little sensitive.
The best thing that could happen is that they love it so much that they’re excited to show everyone else at the party; this way you get what you want too: To have everyone paying attention to you! That’s what we all want really isn’t it?