• Birthday Card - Birth - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Birthday Card - Birth - Mr. Inappropriate
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Birthday Card - Birth

Birthday Card - Birth

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“These birthday cards are of amazing quality. The company is brilliant. Gave my friend the vibrator one she could not stop laughing, just to see the smile on her face was worth the money!” - Susanne Moore.

Is this card offensive?  I don't think it is, it's a depiction of the most beautiful moment in the history of the human race and should be celebrated as such.

I don't think the little turd that popped out detracts from that does it?

Of course not, it adds realism.

Need help working out what to write in your card? Let Mila help!

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 550 reviews.

“Have ordered several cards from Mr Inappropriate. If you’re looking for something funny and unique - look no further! Great service and I even received free wine labels!! Great company - I highly recommend!” - Kirsty, Haddington

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your card, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big and thick is it?

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

What's inside the card?

Nothing, it's totally blank; if you want any inspiration for what to write, talk to Mila!

What is it made from?

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

The card is printed with the design on the front and a small logo on the back, and blank on the inside.

How will it be packaged?

This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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    Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Mark Hunter (Billericay, GB)
Birthday card

Great card definitely buy it again.

thank you so much Mark!

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Mrs J.A.P. (Derby, GB)
Very funny card

I love these cards. Finally found cards that are actually funny. Will definitely be ordering more here

Thank you so much Mrs. J.A.P. I'm so happy you like my silly stuff, thank you!