Rude Cards and Gifts For Him
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Magnet - Balls
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Magnet - Bum Flower Girl
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Magnet - Bum Flower Man
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Magnet - Cat
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Magnet - Cock Spurt
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Magnet - CUNT
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Magnet - Cunt Bear
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Magnet - Dog
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Large Candle - Aged Smegma
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Large Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Blowjob
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Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Large Candle - Cunt
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Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
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Large Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On
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Christmas Large Candle - Festive Little Fucker
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Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Large Candle - Hot Fart
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Fucking Love You
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Just Really Love You
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Christmas Large Candle - Jingle Balls
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
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Large Candle - Sweaty Minge
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Large Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
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Forehead Tattoo - Cock
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Pin - Cunt Bear
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1232 reviewsI bought a blowjob candle, but didn't think it would be as big as it is or smell as good as it does, so I was pleasantly surprised. I also got a card which is amazing quality. To top it off you also get some wee freebie stickers which will definitely be getting used!! Overall a fantastic experience and i will definitely order from here again. Also came very quickly!
Super fast delivery, brilliant value for money, some very funny and “inappropriate” gifts!! Love it!
Quick delivery. A nice quality card. Different to the ones in the shops.
Also loved the quirky stickers you sent too. Will definitely buy again.
I have a recurring thing where I have to find boob and willy cards and this site is perfect only drawback is it took my last card over a week to arrive
Quality products.
Quick Delivery.
A couple of funny freebies too....
A cracking little online store run by a rather wonderful (also funny) chap who deserves all the support he can get. Do not hesitate to buy from this charming place as not only are the items genuinely excellent but the customer service is exemplary - well done!
Perfect pressie for a mate (who is gay I hasten to add) and it smells absolutely delightful too - well done!
Another marvellous little item from this smashing online shop - well done!
This online shop is a veritable gold mine of truly funny (oft rude!) goodies and that includes this perfect little badge - carry on the excellent work!
Love these fun products and the secret game really made us all laugh out loud! Quick delivery and a personal touch!
So fun and made lots of friends laugh
Order shipped out very quickly and well packaged would definitely order from them again
I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here.
Great service, quick reply to enquiry, quick delivery, will definitely use again… and has a great name :)
Dan
Funny Card.