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Last order date for Christmas: 18th December
You might want to order earlier as Royal Mail can be slow at this time of year!
Badge - Insult
Badge - Insult
Ships Next Day (Mon-Fri)
Can you send it to my loved one?
Can you send it to my loved one?
Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!
If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.
Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.
Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
How much does shipping cost?
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
When will I get it?
When will I get it?
If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.
If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.
You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.
You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.
“Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X” - Sophie Warner, Cranleigh.
Quite a few of the badges that I sell are bits of advice I've given or received in the last few years, this being no exception.
I know it's just a silly badge with words on it, but I think the point is valid.
How many times has someone said something to you that has made you feel sad, angry or anxious? Many times if you're like me.
But it doesn't have to be that way, what's really happening is you're processing the noises they made and choosing how to react, and it's that reaction that makes you feel horrible, not the actual words.
When someone tells you that you smell of wee for example, you could just think 'that's a lovely opinion you have, but fortunately for me I don't value you or your opinion, so whatever noises you make, it makes no difference to me'.
Taking this approach gives you a kind of emotional steadiness which, if you can do it, will make your life much happier.
What do you think? Is this something you're able to do?
This badge is silly, but it does serve as a good reminder which we all need sometimes
“Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his things.” - Nichola Mulraine, Southwark.
Imagine their face when they open it
Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.
Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?
I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.
We get it
Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.
You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.
Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
Very Important Questions
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your badge, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
How big is it?
The large one measures 57mm across.
The medium one is 31mm.
The small one is just 24mm.
How will it be packaged?
This badge will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get damaged or wet.
If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!
When will I get my stuff?
If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).
If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.
You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.
You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
Who or what is Mila?
Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
Read more about our story.
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I bought a candle and 6 badges from Dan and I couldn't be happier. Not only is the stuff really high quality, there's a huge amount of thought that goes into the packaging, the after sales care, and the whole customer experience. Everything arrived within 36 hours.
And not only do you get some genuinely funny and original products, you also discover that Dan himself is also genuinely funny. The newsletter/email updates are guaranteed to put a smile or laugh on your face - and in a world where someone always wants to fill your inbox, that alone is worth buying something.
And yes - his jokes are better than that one ;)