Rude New Home Cards
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Magnet - Balls
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Water Bottle - Mandala
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Medium Candle - Thank You
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Medium Candle - Burn Something
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Small Candle - Thank You
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Small Candle - Burn Something
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Large Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Large Candle - Cat
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Large Candle - Hot Fart
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Large Candle - Aged Smegma
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Water Bottle - Butterfly
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Mug - Sputum
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Mug - Ingredients
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Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
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Parody Book - The Facial by Jen Jenivive
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Parody Book - Kelly's Kebab by Jen Jenivive
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Magnet - Dog
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Coaster - In My Defence
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Magnet - Naughty or Nice
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Magnet - Bummer
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Small Candle - Whatever You Are
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Large Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Large Candle - Whatever You Are
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Large Candle - Thank You
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Large Candle - Burn Something
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Large Candle - Have A Wank
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Large Candle - Morning Wood
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Large Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Large Candle - Dog
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
Large Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Large Candle - Open
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Large Candle - Dishes
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Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1288 reviewsThis t-shirt is brilliant! Great for weddings, funerals, christenings etc. Looks fab and price really good too.
Great quality very funny , easy to order and delivery on time, will use again. Thank you
I got a card and some confetti to stuff it with. Both were really good quality and delivered in just few days. Just be weary of the owner he's quite enthusiastic. :D
The quality of the card is great.
Very quick delivery, will definitely be buying again. And I love the little stories that you get if you subscribe to the emails 😋
And exactly what I was looking for!
Very personal customer service. Offered to customise the card for free. Quick delivery. Good quality. Thank you
Well I knew I was taking a risk on the 'shock value' front, but luckily for me I judged her sense of humour well enough! Joke aside - excellent products and superb, unique customer service. Pleasure to shop with.
Really enjoyed browsing through the in appropriate cards on your site. Will definitely use again. Very quick delivery and kept up to date with progress of order
Quick delivery, great communication and brilliant product. Thank you
Does exactly what it is supposed to
Some of it was too shocking for his other half… so as a present for a mate it earned big best mate points
Great service, quick delivery and awesome products. Oh and the little surprises(I'll not spoil the secret) in the box will be used.
Bought a few items off the store for valentines. Orders were sent out and delivered swiftly and communication from Dan is excellent. Good luck with your store and keep up the HarD work!
Very funny and original card
Love it thank you!
Really funny card and delivery smooth and quick. Highly recommend