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T-Shirt - Choose Cock

Name: T-Shirt - Choose Cock
Brand: MrInappropriate
SKU: TSHIRT-CHOOSECOCK-UNISEX-S-CAB
Price: 22.97 GBP
Availability: InStock

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“Ordering was quick and easy. Plenty of helpful support. Quick delivery. Fantastic quality.” - Cheryl Mills, Rochester

There is honestly no intention to undermine Irvine Welsh's message about life choices, or about WHAM!'s anti-sadness campaign.

I'm also not poking fun at gender or sexual preferences, I just think it's simple and funny, that's all.

So please don't read into this and think that I'm belittling something, I just think this is funny, and these images makes me giggle each time I see them.

If you want a size not listed here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) and I'll sort it for you!

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“Very happy with my purchases as Dan has the same sense of humour as me and my wife, and as a bonus will send you a funny story emails Should have been 10 stars.” - Ben Chown, Taunton

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your t-shirt, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What if you don't have my size?

If you want a size not listed here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) and I'll sort it for you!

What is it made from?

100% organic ringspun combed cotton.

Unisex: 180 gsm.

Ladies: 155 gsm.

How will it be packaged?

Your t-shirt will be sent to you in a waterproof sealed plastic package.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

Your t-shirt will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to seven working days to get it ready.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.
Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.
All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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T-Shirt - Choose Cock