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Mug - Dogs Bollocks

Mug - Dogs Bollocks

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“Bought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery.” - Vanessa Layton, Rowley Regis

According to the Cambridge English Dictionary website, the 'dog's bollocks' means that something is 'really rather splendid'.

I have a dog and his bollocks, don't seem particularly splendid, although maybe the expression is from the dog's point of view.

If that's the case, it must be about the taste of them, so I'll leave it there as I'm not tasting that theory, or not admitting to it anyway.

So here you go, here is a mug with red love heart on it to celebrate some very special dangly things.  You could buy this to tell someone that they are really rather splendid.

Is it microwave-safe?

Yes!

What is it made from?

11oz ceramic mug.

Glossy white finish.

Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Can be used for hot drinks or bodily fluids.

The print is permanent, it's glossy white and dishwasher/microwave safe.

How will it be packaged?

Your mug will be sent to you carefully packaged in a mug-sized double-thickness cardboard box.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

When will I get it?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your mug, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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Customer Reviews

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Ruth

My nephew loved it

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Heid Woodocock (Gainsborough, GB)

fast shipping, product was perfect!

Thank you so much Heid, really kind of you, perfection is a rare thing :)))