Rude Birthday Gifts

298 products

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Let customers speak for us

from 1201 reviews
Christmas prezzie

My friend loved her candle! Think she’s hiding it from her kids tho!

Dawn McElhinney
Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
Gift for a friend

Christmas gift which was well received! My friend was pleased it doesn’t actually smell like her fella’s bits

Dawn McElhinney
Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
Christmas gift

Got this for a Christmas present…doesn’t actually smell like a fart, which is good news!

Dawn McElhinney
Small Candle - Hot Fart
Bj candle

Great product. Fiance was very impressed!
Smells lovely also! Great customer service and really quick delivery! I would 100% recommend

Hollie Raymond
Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
GREAT QUALITY

Was such a funny gift, loved it, wish it didn’t have the waterline on the back but apart from that amazing for the money and I reccomend !

Gabby Wood
Mug - Cock
Great gift

Candle came in lovely packaging making it even funnier when revealing what it actually was! Also came with a couple of extra funny stickers with ideas how to use them which was a nice touch.

Tom Warwick
Medium Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
Great item

Brought the wine labels, it was a great item, very funny and the gift was greatly appreciated! Thank you

Lisa Hammond
Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Santa's Jolly Juice
Quality item!

Arrived in good time. Great quality product. Even handy instructions how to apply label. Caused a bit of amusement on Christmas day. Very pleased and would highly recommend.

MARK YATES
Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Elf Piss
refreshingly funny

want something a bit different? well look here. Dan provides a great service. Items are quality products.

Julie Waddington
Christmas Card - Sugar and Spice

Great product and quick delivery

Nichola Cook
Medium Candle - Cunt Bear

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Amazing service, quick delivery so close to Christmas

Nichola Cook
Coaster - Cat
Amazing!!!

Lovely little touch, amazing quality, very happy!

Rebecca Reynolds
Confetti in the card?
Great Company

very funny items, came exactly as described and very quick delivery. thank you :)

Katie Hopkins
Soap Bottle - Breast Milk
The best secret Santa gift for adults

Fantastic communication and amazing product. Everyone roared with laughter, and asked where this was purchased from for future ideas/reference.

Thanks so much

Rebecca Linehan
Small Candle - Aged Smegma
Christmas magnet gnome

I love this magnet, it's exactly the same as the picture.
Dan went above and beyond to get this to me before Xmas as the other one hadn't turned up, he also put extra magnets in and sent it fast delivery.
Dan is an amazingly understanding man and you can have a good laugh with him, which is good.
Thankyou so much Dan for your help and understanding you're amazing.
TO ALL THOSE EHO ARE DEBATING ON BUYING, BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!! I promise you won't be disappointed.

Sara Hall
Magnet - Cock
  • Mr. Inappropriate

    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Mr. Inappropriate

    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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