Rude Birthday Cards For Him
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Forehead Tattoo - Cock
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Pin - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
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XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
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Wedding Card - Tying The Knot
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Wedding Card - Four Boobs
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Wedding Card - Game Over Gay
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Wedding Card - Game Over Lesbian
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Wedding Card - Game Over
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Wedding Card - Marrying My Brother
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Wedding Card - Marrying My Sister
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Wedding Card - Love Is In The Air
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Wedding Card - Two Weirdos
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Wedding Card - The Gayest Card
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Wedding Card - To Have And To Hold
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Wedding Card - Two Brides
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Large Candle - Cunt Bear
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Large Candle - Blow Me
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Large Candle - Cat
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Large Candle - Dog
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Large Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
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Large Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Large Candle - Have A Nice Poo
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Large Candle - Bum Stuff
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Large Candle - Morning Wood
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Large Candle - Have A Wank
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Large Candle - Burn Something
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Large Candle - Thank You
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Large Candle - Whatever You Are
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Large Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Small Candle - Blow Me
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Small Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
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Let customers speak for us
from 1345 reviewsGreat wee shop for people with a wicked sense of humour. And can laugh at the inappropriate. Fantastic products and great price. Will definitely be ordering again. Thank you mr inappropriate 👍👌
The quality and smell of these candles are second to none. Excellent customer service and care. I've bought a few of these for myself and others and they're amazing!
My friends love to put those annoying glittery sprinkles inside cards so I was over the moon when I could return the gesture with some 'hearty pubes' and it's had the response I wished for - brilliant idea, everyone's getting pubed from now onwards 😆
My chums have the best toilet humour so felt very appropriate to send one a candle and she loved it and wouldn't expect anything less from me! Thanks again to the amazing Mr Inappropriate website for coming to my rescue again :-)
As usual a great item and fab service by Mr Inappropriate himself, I am a returning customer and will continue to do so, oh and highly recommend the pubes sprinkles inside the card, recipients of this have found it hilarious
This is just a test review from Dan the store owner :)
I'll never think of a Saturday night dirty mayonnaise covered kebab the same way again!
The girls had a great laugh with this one!
I 100% recommend this company for your friends and family that really need a good laugh. Sent to my sister for her birthday and we laughed so much. Thanks Dan.
Great service, book arrived well packaged and on time.
Good quality and the confetti willies was hilarious - quick delivery, will certainly be using this site again, highly recommended
I have brought lots of these magnets to put inside ‘happy post’ or birthday cards as a little gift that can be posted with no extra postal costs . A discreet but very expressive magnet for ‘c’ word lovers .
This company has some really funny things. I’m always looking for joke pressies for my friends and this Badge Cock didn’t disappoint ( now there’s a sentence I thought I’d never say…!!)
Thank you and I’m sure to be making purchases from you in the future.
One happy customer 😊😊😊
Absolutely thrilled with my labels which I have purchased for my friends birthday.
Great company and fantastic service.
Thank you 🤩
Love this card. Brilliant service from Dan. I can’t wait to give this to my friend and I’ll certainly be making future purchases.
Ten out of ten!! 👏👏
There are some amazing things to buy on this store, it's my first go to for any presents that I know will guarantee a laugh, the emails I get from Dan make me laugh weekly. Well worth signing up to have a giggle when checking your emails at work! 100% 10 out of 10 for service and quality