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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
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Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Remember
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Come Closer
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Birthday Card - Open
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
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Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
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Magnet - Bum Flower Girl
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Notebook - Semen
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Finger
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Birthday Card - Favourite Things
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Forehead Tattoo - Cock
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Birthday Card - Cunt Face
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Flaps Slippery
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Coaster - Open
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Birthday Card - Dickhead
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
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Birthday Card - Cock Spurt
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Nipples
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Small Candle - Aged Smegma
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Coaster - Boobs
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Birthday Card - Cunt Bear
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Sticker - Balls
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Coaster - Cocks
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Birthday Card - Bum Flower Girl
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Large Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
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XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
27 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
14 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1229 reviewsI have a recurring thing where I have to find boob and willy cards and this site is perfect only drawback is it took my last card over a week to arrive
Quality products.
Quick Delivery.
A couple of funny freebies too....
A cracking little online store run by a rather wonderful (also funny) chap who deserves all the support he can get. Do not hesitate to buy from this charming place as not only are the items genuinely excellent but the customer service is exemplary - well done!
Perfect pressie for a mate (who is gay I hasten to add) and it smells absolutely delightful too - well done!
Another marvellous little item from this smashing online shop - well done!
This online shop is a veritable gold mine of truly funny (oft rude!) goodies and that includes this perfect little badge - carry on the excellent work!
Love these fun products and the secret game really made us all laugh out loud! Quick delivery and a personal touch!
So fun and made lots of friends laugh
Order shipped out very quickly and well packaged would definitely order from them again
I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here.
Great service, quick reply to enquiry, quick delivery, will definitely use again… and has a great name :)
Dan
Funny Card.
Quick delivery
Lovely presentation
Excellent customer service
Lovely smelling candle
Arrived quickly and its the perfect addition to my little collection on my hoodie!
Very funny candle. Good communication. Arrived on time. My sister loved this candle. Will definitely buy from them again