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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
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Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Remember
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Come Closer
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Birthday Card - Open
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy
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Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
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Magnet - Bum Flower Girl
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Notebook - Semen
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Finger
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Birthday Card - Favourite Things
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Forehead Tattoo - Cock
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Birthday Card - Cunt Face
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Flaps Slippery
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Coaster - Open
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Birthday Card - Dickhead
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
14 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
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Birthday Card - Cock Spurt
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Nipples
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Coaster - Pattern Cocks
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Small Candle - Aged Smegma
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Magnet - Open
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Fanny
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Heart Man
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Coaster - Pussy Heart
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bum Heart Girl
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Valentine's Card - I Love Your Boobs
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
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XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
27 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
14 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1264 reviewsFantastic card and Service from this fantastic small company. Will re-order for sure
A fun little magnet to stick on the fridge and make people giggle (or gasp in shock which is also funny).
Picked some of these up for next Xmas. They look great and came in a smart box.
Love these products. They’re so fun and make perfect gifts. Thank you!
Love this product , and so does the Missuss!
Great design , and brilliant customer service
Speedy delivery too which was a bonus . Top Marks all round !
Decent range of unique and amusing products. Valentine's card and gift shipped and delivered promptly.
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Great fun item for inside your loved ones card.
Great fun item for inside your loved ones card.
Absolutely loved the card I purchased as I would never have found this anywhere else easy to use website value for money fast delivery would highly recommend
Brilliant well detailed and very humerus
Great service , they both look great , and a bit of a change for a fun gift
Bought for my best friend, and as I had previously bought both a Bear badge and fridge magnet for her, which she loved, this was a perfect coaster for her wine glass.
Great quality cards, Great service