Parody Book - Kelly's Kebab by Jen Jenivive
Parody Book - Kelly's Kebab by Jen Jenivive
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Is it hard?
Is it hard?
No, sorry, this book is soft-backed. it does feel nice and silky though.
How big is it?
How big is it?
It's 20.5 x 20.5 cm
Can you send it to my loved one?
Can you send it to my loved one?
Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!
If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.
Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.
Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
How much does shipping cost?
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
When will I get it?
When will I get it?
It'll probably take a couple of days, we'll update this note when we know more!
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
Yes! Just send me an email (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) and I'll give you a refund, you don't even need to send it back.
“Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X” - Sophie Warner, Cranleigh.
Kellys Kebab was the talk of the town, but all of a sudden it’s become a mess. Join Kelly on her journey to get her kebab right and looking appetising again! Definitely not to be read by children!
See her reading it on her TikTok page.




“Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his things.” - Nichola Mulraine, Southwark.

About jen Jenivive
I am a mother from the UK.
In my spare time I love letting my imagination run wild and creating adult parody books.
My naughty adult parody books are packed full of tongue in cheek innuendos and I often make myself laugh while writing.
Is it weird to laugh at your own
jokes?
Probably..
We get it
Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.
You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.
Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
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All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.
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Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.
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We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
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