Collection: Rude Wedding Cards and Gifts
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Large Candle - Dog
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Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
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Large Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
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Large Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Large Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Large Candle - Have A Nice Poo
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Large Candle - Have A Wank
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Large Candle - Hot Fart
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Large Candle - Morning Wood
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
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Large Candle - Sweaty Minge
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Large Candle - Whatever You Are
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Large Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Overview
We humans like to think we’re all grown-up and mature, but most of us are just pretending, and that’s particularly true with weddings; we have to put on that silly formal act, wear the right clothes and say the right things. If you look around at a wedding you can see that most people are just conforming to the expectation and not being themselves. Everyone wants to relax and giggle but feel they can’t.
This is where buying a funny or rude wedding gift or card can be a great thing to do. Not only will you be giving the couple something they like, but you’ll also be helping everyone else to relax and smile a little.
A good first step is to think about who the couple really are; what sort of humour do they share and what sort of life do they live?
What is the happy couple like?
Maybe I’m being cynical, but I think it’s fair to say that most couples end up living a fairly average life: working hard during the week, binge-watching TV in the evenings and at weekends, eating rubbish food, drinking too much wine and occasionally having sex. I think that’s what most people expect when they settle down with someone. If that’s your view too then there are plenty of gifts and cards for you to choose from.
Or maybe it’s not like that for them? Maybe one of them is lazy or controlling? Or maybe one of them just wants some peace? All of these situations are pretty common so we have lots of cards and gifts that would be suitable.
Just have a browse through our wedding collection; I’m sure you’ll find something suitable.
I don’t know if you’ve looked at our selection before, but we have loads of stuff to choose from so finding something could take a while. The products are sorted into categories which you can select from the menu at the top, or if you just want to jump in then go straight to our wedding collection using the link above.
If after looking through all that stuff you still have questions then please get in touch.