Rude Birthday Gifts
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Magnet - Cock
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Magnet - Helmet
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Magnet - Jesus
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Magnet - Moist
2 reviews4.0 / 5.0
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Badge - Stunts
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Badge - In My Defence
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Medium Candle - Blow Me
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Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Burn Something
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Medium Candle - Cat
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Medium Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Medium Candle - Cunt
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Medium Candle - Cunt Bear
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Dog
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Christmas Medium Candle - Festive Little Fucker
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Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Have A Wank
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Hot Fart
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Christmas Medium Candle - Jingle Balls
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Morning Wood
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
1 review1.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Thank You
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Whatever You Are
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Christmas Medium Candle - Winter Tease
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Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Let customers speak for us
from 1334 reviewsI have brought lots of these magnets to put inside ‘happy post’ or birthday cards as a little gift that can be posted with no extra postal costs . A discreet but very expressive magnet for ‘c’ word lovers .
This company has some really funny things. I’m always looking for joke pressies for my friends and this Badge Cock didn’t disappoint ( now there’s a sentence I thought I’d never say…!!)
Thank you and I’m sure to be making purchases from you in the future.
One happy customer 😊😊😊
Absolutely thrilled with my labels which I have purchased for my friends birthday.
Great company and fantastic service.
Thank you 🤩
Love this card. Brilliant service from Dan. I can’t wait to give this to my friend and I’ll certainly be making future purchases.
Ten out of ten!! 👏👏
There are some amazing things to buy on this store, it's my first go to for any presents that I know will guarantee a laugh, the emails I get from Dan make me laugh weekly. Well worth signing up to have a giggle when checking your emails at work! 100% 10 out of 10 for service and quality
Fast delivery. Great quality. Brilliant website.
Good quality. Great variety.
Excellent card. Super fast delivery too.
A great company for someone looking for cards out of the ordinary . Great product, great service, cannot recommend enough !
Really pleased with my purchase, it’s perfect for my needs, great to see a new business offering that little bit extra risky stuff 🤭🤭😎
The card was cheeky, and the candle smelled lovely. Highly recommend for a good laugh!
Love the card, will be a real laughing point!
Great all round
This is a high quality candle with a great vanilla fragrance. The label is fun and subtle - ideal for those with a good sense of humour!
Good fun to make card opening more eventful - confetti is small - smaller than it looks in the picture
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale