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Forehead Tattoo - Cock

Forehead Tattoo - Cock

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“Very very pleased with the product, the service was first class.. Delivered quickly and exactly as promised..I will definitely be back..Thank you!” - Russell Hall, Felixstowe

One forehead tattoo only.

I've tested and there is only one place where this tattoo can be applied; anywhere else and it just falls off.

Best applied when the recipient it asleep.

Tattoos measure 50mm along the longest edge.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1192 reviews.

“Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his things.” - Nichola Mulraine, Southwark.

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your badge, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big is it?

The stickers measure 75mm along the longest edge.

How will it be packaged?

This sticker will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get damaged or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

And get some birthday cards

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Customer (Stowmarket, GB)
So funny, great gift for drunk friends!

Such a great idea, don’t pass out near me on New Years Eve! I have 3!