Birthday Cards
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Birthday Card - Sexy Bum
3 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - I Eat Poo
No reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
6 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
1 reviewRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
21 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
13 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
3 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Pin - Cunt Bear
2 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Forehead Tattoo - Cock
No reviewsRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97 -
Magnet - Cat
1 reviewRegular price £3.97Regular priceUnit price / per£3.97Sale price £3.97 -
Sticker - Cunt Bear
1 reviewRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97 -
Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
No reviewsRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£12.97Sale price £16.97 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio
22 reviewsRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97 -
Badge - Insult
1 reviewRegular price From £2.57Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £2.57 -
Badge - Swearing
1 reviewRegular price From £2.57Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £2.57 -
Blank Card - Mandala
1 reviewRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Badge - Poo Particles
No reviewsRegular price From £2.57Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £2.57 -
Magnet - Bum Flower Girl
No reviewsRegular price £3.97Regular priceUnit price / per£3.97Sale price £3.97 -
Small Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
12 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Badge - Stupid Shit
No reviewsRegular price From £2.57Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £2.57 -
Small Candle - Sweaty Minge
40 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Badge - Crazy
No reviewsRegular price From £2.57Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £2.57 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes
10 reviewsRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97 -
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Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum
25 reviewsRegular price £5.97Regular priceUnit price / per£5.97Sale price £5.97Sold out -
Small Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
5 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
5 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On
1 reviewRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£12.97Sale price £16.97 -
Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
6 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
1 reviewRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£12.97Sale price £16.97 -
Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
7 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Large Candle - Aged Smegma
No reviewsRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£12.97Sale price £16.97 -
Small Candle - Hot Fart
20 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
21 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Large Candle - Cunt
No reviewsRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£12.97Sale price £16.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
6 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
1 reviewRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
3 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
21 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
13 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Or get a whole set and save!
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Birthday Card Set - 30 Best-Selling
1 reviewRegular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price / per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 15 Best-Selling
6 reviewsRegular price £24.55Regular priceUnit price / per£74.55Sale price £24.55Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest
1 reviewRegular price £19.76Regular priceUnit price / per£39.76Sale price £19.76Sale -
Christmas Card Set - 14 Cards
No reviewsRegular price £24.58Regular priceUnit price / per£69.58Sale price £24.58Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 888 reviewsVery funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.
Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X
Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again. Thanks
Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services from this site x
Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.
Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to now.
Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.
Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery
Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great service. 10/10 I would order again
I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!
I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!
Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!
The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.
Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful