Rude Birthday Cards
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Birthday Card - Sexy Bum
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Birthday Card - Fucking Love You Original
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Birthday Card - I Eat Poo
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
Regular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
Regular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
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Pin - Cunt Bear
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Forehead Tattoo - Cock
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Magnet - Cat
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Sticker - Cunt Bear
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Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Grigio
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Badge - Insult
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Badge - Swearing
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Blank Card - Mandala
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Badge - Poo Particles
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Magnet - Bum Flower Girl
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Small Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Badge - Stupid Shit
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Small Candle - Sweaty Minge
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Badge - Crazy
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Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes
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Small Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On
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Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
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Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Large Candle - Aged Smegma
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Small Candle - Hot Fart
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Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
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Large Candle - Cunt
Regular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price per£16.97Sale price £16.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
Regular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
Regular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
Regular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
Regular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
Regular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
Regular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Or get a whole set and save!
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Birthday Card Set - 30 Best-Selling
Regular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 15 Best-Selling
Regular price £24.55Regular priceUnit price per£74.55Sale price £24.55Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest
Regular price £19.76Regular priceUnit price per£39.76Sale price £19.76Sale -
Christmas Card Set - 14 Cards
Regular price £24.58Regular priceUnit price per£69.58Sale price £24.58Sale -
Christmas Card Set - 30 Cards
Regular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale
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All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.
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Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.
