Rude Candles

35 products

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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from 1327 reviews
Mother's Day Card - Just Awesome

Fast delivery. Great quality. Brilliant website.

Kirk Wilson
Mother's Day Card - Just Awesome
Mother's Day Card - The Best

Good quality. Great variety.

Kirk Wilson
Mother's Day Card - The Best
Mother's Day Card - Everyone

Excellent card. Super fast delivery too.

Kirk Wilson
Mother's Day Card - Everyone
Outstanding …. So pleased !

A great company for someone looking for cards out of the ordinary . Great product, great service, cannot recommend enough !

Nicola Greene
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Finger
Fantastic service

Really pleased with my purchase, it’s perfect for my needs, great to see a new business offering that little bit extra risky stuff 🤭🤭😎

Bob Lodge
Birthday Card - Positive Vibes
Hilarious and great quality!

The card was cheeky, and the candle smelled lovely. Highly recommend for a good laugh!

Garry Carter
Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
Hilariously brilliant cards!

Love the card, will be a real laughing point!

Richard Bainbridge
Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
Mr fab

Great all round

Mike Swift
Mr. Inappropriate
Subtle and gorgeous smell!

This is a high quality candle with a great vanilla fragrance. The label is fun and subtle - ideal for those with a good sense of humour!

Bernard Tucker
Large Candle - Bum Stuff
Makes opening a card more fun

Good fun to make card opening more eventful - confetti is small - smaller than it looks in the picture

Bernard Tucker
Confetti - Hearts
Great fun for those who love wine

Easy to apply and great fun to do. Be careful soaking the bottle to get the label off - use lukewarm water otherwise the cork might be pushed out…

Bernard Tucker
Wine Labels (x2) - Love Juice
Good quality and my gf loves it!

My gf and I love this - she says it reminds her of herself 😂
Really good quality and makes us smile a lot - just need to keep a mug on it with youngsters around…

Bernard Tucker
Coaster - Bum Flower Girl

It was an amazingly apt card

Sian
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wind
Cooking with semen

Some great recipes! Not. But the best notebook ever!

sonia morgan
Notebook - Semen
Sweary Candle

Bought this candle as a gift for my potty mouthed mate. She loves it.
Dan is great to deal with - literally shopping with a smile

Jacqueline O'Toole
Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.