Rude Candles
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Christmas Medium Candle - Festive Little Fucker
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Christmas Medium Candle - Jingle Balls
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Christmas Medium Candle - Winter Tease
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Medium Candle - Blow Me
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Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Burn Something
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Medium Candle - Cat
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Medium Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Medium Candle - Cunt
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Medium Candle - Cunt Bear
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dishes
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dog
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Have A Wank
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Hot Fart
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Medium Candle - Morning Wood
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Open
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
1 review1.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Thank You
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Whatever You Are
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Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - I Fucking Love You
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - I Just Really Love You
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1326 reviewsA great company for someone looking for cards out of the ordinary . Great product, great service, cannot recommend enough !
Really pleased with my purchase, it’s perfect for my needs, great to see a new business offering that little bit extra risky stuff 🤭🤭😎
The card was cheeky, and the candle smelled lovely. Highly recommend for a good laugh!
Love the card, will be a real laughing point!
Great all round
This is a high quality candle with a great vanilla fragrance. The label is fun and subtle - ideal for those with a good sense of humour!
Good fun to make card opening more eventful - confetti is small - smaller than it looks in the picture
Easy to apply and great fun to do. Be careful soaking the bottle to get the label off - use lukewarm water otherwise the cork might be pushed out…
My gf and I love this - she says it reminds her of herself 😂
Really good quality and makes us smile a lot - just need to keep a mug on it with youngsters around…
It was an amazingly apt card
Some great recipes! Not. But the best notebook ever!
Bought this candle as a gift for my potty mouthed mate. She loves it.
Dan is great to deal with - literally shopping with a smile
Thank you very much for making my best friend giggle when she opened this brilliant present! Great communication from this great small business, fast delivery, reasonable prices
Thank you! Would recommend to anyone with the same sense of humour !
I got my friend this card for her birthday she absolutely loved it!! The confetti pubes were the icing on the cake! Dan was super helpful, card and confetti sent quickly, good quality card. Loved the little added touches! Super service will definitely be buying from Mr. Inappropriate again 😊
Just a quick review, item that I ordered was of fantastic quality and really funny. Delivery was quick and communication from Dan was top notch, wouldn't hesitate to buy from again!