Rude Candles
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Christmas Medium Candle - Festive Little Fucker
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Christmas Medium Candle - Jingle Balls
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Christmas Medium Candle - Winter Tease
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Medium Candle - Blow Me
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Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Burn Something
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Medium Candle - Cat
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Medium Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Medium Candle - Cunt
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Medium Candle - Cunt Bear
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dishes
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dog
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
6 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(6) 6 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Have A Wank
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Hot Fart
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Medium Candle - Morning Wood
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Medium Candle - Open
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
1 review1.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Thank You
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Whatever You Are
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Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - I Fucking Love You
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - I Just Really Love You
No reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1327 reviewsFast delivery. Great quality. Brilliant website.
Good quality. Great variety.
Excellent card. Super fast delivery too.
A great company for someone looking for cards out of the ordinary . Great product, great service, cannot recommend enough !
Really pleased with my purchase, it’s perfect for my needs, great to see a new business offering that little bit extra risky stuff 🤭🤭😎
The card was cheeky, and the candle smelled lovely. Highly recommend for a good laugh!
Love the card, will be a real laughing point!
Great all round
This is a high quality candle with a great vanilla fragrance. The label is fun and subtle - ideal for those with a good sense of humour!
Good fun to make card opening more eventful - confetti is small - smaller than it looks in the picture
Easy to apply and great fun to do. Be careful soaking the bottle to get the label off - use lukewarm water otherwise the cork might be pushed out…
My gf and I love this - she says it reminds her of herself 😂
Really good quality and makes us smile a lot - just need to keep a mug on it with youngsters around…
It was an amazingly apt card
Some great recipes! Not. But the best notebook ever!
Bought this candle as a gift for my potty mouthed mate. She loves it.
Dan is great to deal with - literally shopping with a smile