Rude Candles

35 products

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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from 1326 reviews
Outstanding …. So pleased !

A great company for someone looking for cards out of the ordinary . Great product, great service, cannot recommend enough !

Nicola Greene
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Finger
Fantastic service

Really pleased with my purchase, it’s perfect for my needs, great to see a new business offering that little bit extra risky stuff 🤭🤭😎

Bob Lodge
Birthday Card - Positive Vibes
Hilarious and great quality!

The card was cheeky, and the candle smelled lovely. Highly recommend for a good laugh!

Garry Carter
Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
Hilariously brilliant cards!

Love the card, will be a real laughing point!

Richard Bainbridge
Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
Mr fab

Great all round

Mike Swift
Mr. Inappropriate
Subtle and gorgeous smell!

This is a high quality candle with a great vanilla fragrance. The label is fun and subtle - ideal for those with a good sense of humour!

Bernard Tucker
Large Candle - Bum Stuff
Makes opening a card more fun

Good fun to make card opening more eventful - confetti is small - smaller than it looks in the picture

Bernard Tucker
Confetti - Hearts
Great fun for those who love wine

Easy to apply and great fun to do. Be careful soaking the bottle to get the label off - use lukewarm water otherwise the cork might be pushed out…

Bernard Tucker
Wine Labels (x2) - Love Juice
Good quality and my gf loves it!

My gf and I love this - she says it reminds her of herself 😂
Really good quality and makes us smile a lot - just need to keep a mug on it with youngsters around…

Bernard Tucker
Coaster - Bum Flower Girl

It was an amazingly apt card

Sian Jones
Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wind
Cooking with semen

Some great recipes! Not. But the best notebook ever!

sonia morgan
Notebook - Semen
Sweary Candle

Bought this candle as a gift for my potty mouthed mate. She loves it.
Dan is great to deal with - literally shopping with a smile

Jacqueline O'Toole
Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
Having a nice poo candle pride of place 🤣

Thank you very much for making my best friend giggle when she opened this brilliant present! Great communication from this great small business, fast delivery, reasonable prices
Thank you! Would recommend to anyone with the same sense of humour !

Simara Winter
Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
Perfect card!

I got my friend this card for her birthday she absolutely loved it!! The confetti pubes were the icing on the cake! Dan was super helpful, card and confetti sent quickly, good quality card. Loved the little added touches! Super service will definitely be buying from Mr. Inappropriate again 😊

Joanne Higginson
Birthday Card - Bum Cake
Fantastic

Just a quick review, item that I ordered was of fantastic quality and really funny. Delivery was quick and communication from Dan was top notch, wouldn't hesitate to buy from again!

Gavin Johns
Wine Labels (x2) - Bellends
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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.