Large Rude Candles
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Large Candle - Aged Smegma
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Large Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Blowjob
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Large Candle - Cunt Bear
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Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Large Candle - Cunt
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Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
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Large Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On
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Christmas Large Candle - Festive Little Fucker
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Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Large Candle - Hot Fart
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Fucking Love You
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Just Really Love You
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Christmas Large Candle - Jingle Balls
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
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Large Candle - Sweaty Minge
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Large Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Large Candle - Blow Me
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Large Candle - Cat
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Large Candle - Dog
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Large Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
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Large Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Large Candle - Have A Nice Poo
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Large Candle - Bum Stuff
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Large Candle - Morning Wood
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Large Candle - Have A Wank
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Large Candle - Burn Something
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Large Candle - Thank You
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Large Candle - Whatever You Are
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Large Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Christmas Large Candle - Winter Tease
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Coaster - Boobs
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Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
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XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
14 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1207 reviewsAll good
Saw this website so had to take a look. It made me laugh so had to buy 5 candles for xmas presents for the family. They arrived well packaged individually in 1 box which was great. Fun seeing the family's face when they were opened. They burn well & smell great, well worth it.
I ordered the “light me for a blowjob” candle as a stocking filler for my partner, I was worried about it arriving in time for Christmas but it did with time to spare! Well packaged as well, would definitely use again. Thanks dan!
Great, went down really well, gave everyone a laugh and brightened up the wine bottle gift
Great wee stickers, easy to use, brighten up a 'boring' gift o bottle o wine, gives a'body a laugh
Very quick delivery, and considering I had left it a little late before Xmas, it arrived in time. The quality of the card is excellent, and I was highly delighted with it. I shall definitely be buying from this company again, Many thanks
My friend loved her candle! Think she’s hiding it from her kids tho!
Christmas gift which was well received! My friend was pleased it doesn’t actually smell like her fella’s bits
Got this for a Christmas present…doesn’t actually smell like a fart, which is good news!
Great product. Fiance was very impressed!
Smells lovely also! Great customer service and really quick delivery! I would 100% recommend
Was such a funny gift, loved it, wish it didn’t have the waterline on the back but apart from that amazing for the money and I reccomend !
Candle came in lovely packaging making it even funnier when revealing what it actually was! Also came with a couple of extra funny stickers with ideas how to use them which was a nice touch.
Brought the wine labels, it was a great item, very funny and the gift was greatly appreciated! Thank you
Arrived in good time. Great quality product. Even handy instructions how to apply label. Caused a bit of amusement on Christmas day. Very pleased and would highly recommend.
want something a bit different? well look here. Dan provides a great service. Items are quality products.