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Valentine's Anniversary Card - One-Night Stand

Valentine's Anniversary Card - One-Night Stand

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Valentine's Anniversary Card is a unique and memorable greeting card designed to celebrate love, romance, and special relationship milestones with a touch of humour. Featuring the distinctive One-Night Stand design, this card offers a fun and creative way to share your feelings while making any romantic occasion even more memorable.

Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, date nights, and relationship celebrations, this greeting card provides space for a heartfelt personal message that can make your loved one smile. Whether you're celebrating a long-term partnership, a wedding anniversary, or a special moment together, this card adds personality and charm to the occasion. Its eye-catching design helps it stand out from traditional cards, making it a thoughtful keepsake that can be treasured long after the event.

The Valentine's Anniversary Card is ideal for those who appreciate witty humour, creative designs, and meaningful gestures. It pairs perfectly with gifts, flowers, chocolates, and other romantic surprises, helping to create a complete and memorable celebration. The distinctive artwork makes it suitable for couples who enjoy cards with a playful twist while still expressing genuine affection.

If you're searching for a card that combines humour, originality, and heartfelt sentiment, the Valentine's Anniversary Card is an excellent choice. Designed to help celebrate love and connection, it offers a memorable alternative to ordinary greeting cards. The Valentine's Anniversary Card is perfect for marking important occasions and showing someone special how much they mean to you.

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It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

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What's inside the card?

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Can you send it to my loved one?

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We can also print a message in the card if you like, just check the box above and enter your message :)

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Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your card, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big and thick is it?

Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).

The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.

What is it made from?

It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.

How will it be packaged?

This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

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