Large Candle - Dishes
Large Candle - Dishes
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Dishes Large Candle is a unique home fragrance accessory designed to bring warmth, humour, and personality into your living space. Featuring a distinctive design and playful message, this large candle is perfect for those who enjoy decorative homeware with a touch of character. Whether displayed as a focal point or used to complement existing décor, it offers a stylish way to enhance any room.
Ideal for living rooms, kitchens, bedrooms, dining areas, and workspaces, this candle helps create a welcoming and relaxing atmosphere. Its larger size makes it a striking decorative feature while providing long-lasting enjoyment. Whether you're unwinding after a busy day, hosting guests, or simply refreshing your home décor, this candle adds charm and visual appeal to your surroundings.
The Dishes Large Candle also makes an excellent gift for friends, family members, colleagues, and loved ones who appreciate novelty home accessories and thoughtful presents. Suitable for birthdays, housewarming celebrations, holidays, anniversaries, and special occasions, it offers a memorable gift option that combines practicality with humour and style. Its eye-catching design is sure to attract attention and spark conversations.
If you're looking for a decorative candle that blends warmth, functionality, and personality, the Dishes Large Candle is an ideal choice. Designed to complement a variety of interior styles, it adds a cosy and inviting touch to any environment. The Dishes Large Candle is perfect for gifting or treating yourself to a home accessory that stands out while creating a welcoming atmosphere.
Yeah I know, this is a bit dull, but you might have a dull friend who'd appreciate it.

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When will I get it?
Check the dates above :)
How much does delivery cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
How big is it?
The candle measures 10cm diameter by 16cm height and has a burning time of 100 hours.
What does it really smell of?
Cosy and lovely coconut! Sorry, I know that's disappointing...
How long will it burn for?
100 hours!
Can you send it to my loved one?
Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!
If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you. Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'. Just check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
How will it be packaged?
It'll be wrapped in loads of bubble wrap and then packaged in a rigid twin-walled cardboard box.
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your candle, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
What is it made from?
At least 50% of the wax in this product is renewable and plant-based.
The labels are made from expensive matte stickers with an embossed texture.
What when it's burnt out?
When the candle has burnt itself out you can use the glass to store nails and toenails.
What safety advice do you have?
Never leave a burning candle unattended and keep away from things that can catch fire.
“Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield, Newcastle upon Tyne
“My 2nd purchase from here and I wasn't disappointed, great products and excellent communication from Dan, keep up the good work” - Steve Rowley, Stoke-on-Trent
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Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
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Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!