Rude Candles

Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum

Large Candle - Fresh Warm Cum

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Large Candle - Sweaty Minge

Large Candle - Sweaty Minge

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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On

Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Face To Sit On

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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Blowjob

Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Blowjob

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Large Candle - Cunt Bear

Large Candle - Cunt Bear

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Large Candle - Cunt

Large Candle - Cunt

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Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock

Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock

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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks

Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks

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Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

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Small Candle - Aged Smegma

Small Candle - Aged Smegma

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Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk

Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk

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Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty

Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty

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Small Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

Small Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

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Large Candle - Whatever You Are

Large Candle - Whatever You Are

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Large Candle - Dried Wank Sock

Large Candle - Dried Wank Sock

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Large Candle - Aged Smegma

Large Candle - Aged Smegma

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Large Candle - Blow Me

Large Candle - Blow Me

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Large Candle - Don't Be A Cunt

Large Candle - Don't Be A Cunt

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Large Candle - Have A Wank

Large Candle - Have A Wank

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Small Candle - Have A Nice Poo

Small Candle - Have A Nice Poo

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Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks

Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks

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Small Candle - Cunt

Small Candle - Cunt

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Small Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Face

Small Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Face

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Large Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

Large Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

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Large Candle - Thank You

Large Candle - Thank You

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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Fucking Love You

Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Fucking Love You

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Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

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Small Candle - Anal Sweat Beads

Small Candle - Anal Sweat Beads

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Small Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Fucking

Small Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Fucking

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Small Candle - Sweaty Minge

Small Candle - Sweaty Minge

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Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Love You

Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Love You

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Large Candle - Anal Sweat Beads

Large Candle - Anal Sweat Beads

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Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty

Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty

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Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk

Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk

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Small Candle - Burn Something

Small Candle - Burn Something

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Large Candle - Hot Fart

Large Candle - Hot Fart

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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her

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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her

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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him

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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him

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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover

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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover

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XL Birthday Bundle - For Her

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XL Birthday Bundle - For Her

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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him

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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him

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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady

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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady

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XL Set Bundle - For Your Man

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XL Set Bundle - For Your Man

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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover

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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover

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XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover

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XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him

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All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.
Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Let customers speak for us

from 920 reviews

Wine labels

Very funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.

Nicola Mulraine

Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

03/15/2024

Blow job candle and card.

Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X

Sophie Warner

Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

02/21/2024

Cards

Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again. Thanks

Michael

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Blowjobs

02/16/2024

Blowjob candle

Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services from this site x

Charlie Turner

Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

02/14/2024

Outstanding

Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.

Miss Elizabeth A Gauntlett

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Pants

02/14/2024

Quick easy and Good quality

Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to now.

Christopher Tanton

Mr. Inappropriate

01/29/2024

Rude birthday card

Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.

Alicia Caulfield

Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge

01/23/2024

Mug and cards

Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery

Vanessa Layton

Mr. Inappropriate

01/15/2024

Hey sexy bum

Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great service. 10/10 I would order again

Dion Hughes

Birthday Card - Sexy Bum

01/13/2024

Fucking hilarious

I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!

Kirsty Millar

Mr. Inappropriate

01/10/2024

Assorted bits

I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!

Sarah Field

Candle - Hot Fart

12/22/2023

Great customer service!

Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!

Ashleigh Harn

Mr. Inappropriate

05/08/2023

Best customer service!!

The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.

Arij Ali

Mr. Inappropriate

04/06/2023

Dan is lovely

Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful

Jean Warneck

Mr. Inappropriate

11/21/2022

All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.
Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.