"Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!" - Sarah Field, Stockport

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Giving one of our gifts is naughty

And do you know what happens to naughty people?

Yeah, they have loads more fun, be themselves, and don’t give a shit what others think.

"Customer service is brilliant and unlike any other company I have ever ordered from. Dan is real and it's great to order from somewhere with such a personal touch. Something that is quite rare these days." - Sharon Cannon, Colchester

"I love this website. And how normal Dan is and speaks like a normal human being instead of an uptight twat 😂 his professional in the best way! I will always order from here." - Hollie Riggs, Greenwich

  • All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

  • Full refund, no need to send it back and no questions asked. Just email us.

  • “Good quality, fast delivery, and rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.” - Alicia Caulfield

  • "I just love this site in the face. I've decided to put an embargo on all the other sites that sell similar things. Mr Inappropriate makes me happy, what else is there to say?" - Richard Yewtree

  • "Definitely my new favourite site. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on." - Elizabeth Gauntlett

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Why all this silliness?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Read more about our story.