Christmas Card - Have a Christmas
Christmas Card - Have a Christmas
Ships Next Day 8am (Mon-Fri)
“What a refreshing change to find cards that are a bit different and also rude! Great comms from Dan, the card arrived quickly and what quality! So much thicker than other cards, you can feel the difference in your hand. Great design too. Two free v v funny wine bottle labels too. Will deffo order again.” - Johanna Roberts, Frodsham
I don't really know what to say about this one apart from give it to someone that you don't like all that much. Or you want them to think you made the card yourself.
Your card will be blank on the inside unless you add a message using the checkbox above.
View full details“Cards are great, good quality, great humour, and to top it all off fantastic customer service. I'll be back, I can't recommend it enough.” - Brian Adams, Didcot
Imagine their face when they open it
Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.
Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?
I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.
We get it
Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.
You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.
Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
Very Important Questions
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your card, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
How big and thick is it?
Your card is 5" x 7" (5x7 inches).
The card material is 350gsm white silk card, which is thicker than most cards.
What's inside the card?
Nothing, it's totally blank but if you tick the checkbox and type in a message I'll print it inside the card for you!
What is it made from?
It is also FSC(R) certified - materials used to make the product have been ethically sourced from well-managed and sustainable forests.
How will it be packaged?
This card and envelope will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.
If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
When will I get my stuff?
If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).
If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.
You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.
You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Who or what is Mila?
Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!
Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!