Want something to giggle at?

and get 25% off our stuff?

and maybe win something every month?

and weekly emails - find out why I shat in my shoe in ALDI car park, how to wash your balls at work (if you have them), about the mysterious stolen turd and other important things?

(If you're not sure, have a look at the things we sell below)

We can even add a note and send it direct to your loved one!

And next day dispatch of course :)

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