

Want something to giggle at?
and get 25% off our stuff?
and maybe win something every month?
and weekly emails - find out why I shat in my shoe in ALDI car park, how to wash your balls at work (if you have them), about the mysterious stolen turd and other important things?
(If you're not sure, have a look at the things we sell below)
We can even add a note and send it direct to your loved one!
And next day dispatch of course :)
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Notebook - Semen
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
12 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(12) 12 total reviews
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Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum
28 reviews4.96 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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Badge - Age
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Open
3 reviews4.67 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Pin - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Cake
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Girl
9 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(9) 9 total reviews
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Wine Labels (x2) - Love Juice
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Badge - Cunt For The Day
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Pussy Original
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Coaster - Cocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Cunt Face
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
No reviewsRegular price £8.97Regular priceUnit price / per£8.97Sale price £8.97Sold out -
Wine Labels (x2) - Penis Noir
No reviewsRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97 -
Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
Regular price £19.76Regular priceUnit price / per£39.76Sale price £19.76Sale -
Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Birthday Card - Favourite Things
10 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(10) 10 total reviews
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Magnet - Cat
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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T-Shirt - Choose Cock
No reviewsRegular price £22.97Regular priceUnit price / per£22.97Sale price £22.97