Rude Gifts for Lesbian Partner

Rude Cards and Gifts For Your Lesbian Partner

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Flower Girl

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Flower Girl

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Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

Large Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

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Anniversary Card - Favourite Cunt

Anniversary Card - Favourite Cunt

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Anniversary Card - Cunt Bear

Anniversary Card - Cunt Bear

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Anniversary Card - Sexy Bum

Anniversary Card - Sexy Bum

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T-Shirt - Choose Minge

T-Shirt - Choose Minge

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Badge - Fucks

Badge - Fucks

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Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary

Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary

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Badge - Age

Badge - Age

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Badge - Bummer

Badge - Bummer

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Birthday Card Set - 30 Best-Selling

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Birthday Card Set - 30 Best-Selling

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Birthday Card Set - 15 Best-Selling

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Birthday Card Set - 15 Best-Selling

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Badge - Insult

Badge - Insult

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Badge - Poo Particles

Badge - Poo Particles

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Badge - Stupid Shit

Badge - Stupid Shit

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Birthday Card - Fucking Love You

Birthday Card - Fucking Love You

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Birthday Card - Handmade

Birthday Card - Handmade

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Birthday Card - Sexy Bum

Birthday Card - Sexy Bum

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Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest

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Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest

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Sticker - Dog

Sticker - Dog

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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice

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Build Your Own Birthday Card Set - 8 Of Your Choice

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Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty

Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her

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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her

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Small Candle - Sweaty Minge

Small Candle - Sweaty Minge

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Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps

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Magnet - Cat

Magnet - Cat

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Tea Towel - Wet

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Tea Towel - Wet

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Sticker - CUNT

Sticker - CUNT

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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Just Really Love You

Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Just Really Love You

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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Horny

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Horny

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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Face

Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Face

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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Found

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Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

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Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy

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Wine Labels (x2) - Asda

Wine Labels (x2) - Asda

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Soap Bottle - Breast Milk

Soap Bottle - Breast Milk

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All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.
Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

Let customers speak for us

from 1071 reviews

Wine labels

Very funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.

Nicola Mulraine

Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes

03/15/2024

Blow job candle and card.

Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X

Sophie Warner

Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

02/21/2024

Cards

Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again. Thanks

Michael

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Blowjobs

02/16/2024

Blowjob candle

Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services from this site x

Charlie Turner

Valentine's Anniversary Candle - Blowjob

02/14/2024

Outstanding

Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.

Miss Elizabeth A Gauntlett

Valentine's Anniversary Card - Pants

02/14/2024

Quick easy and Good quality

Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to now.

Christopher Tanton

Mr. Inappropriate

01/29/2024

Rude birthday card

Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.

Alicia Caulfield

Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge

01/23/2024

Mug and cards

Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery

Vanessa Layton

Mr. Inappropriate

01/15/2024

Hey sexy bum

Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great service. 10/10 I would order again

Dion Hughes

Birthday Card - Sexy Bum

01/13/2024

Fucking hilarious

I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!

Kirsty Millar

Mr. Inappropriate

01/10/2024

Assorted bits

I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!

Sarah Field

Candle - Hot Fart

12/22/2023

Great customer service!

Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!

Ashleigh Harn

Mr. Inappropriate

05/08/2023

Best customer service!!

The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.

Arij Ali

Mr. Inappropriate

04/06/2023

Dan is lovely

Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful

Jean Warneck

Mr. Inappropriate

11/21/2022

All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.
Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.