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Badge - Moist
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Badge - Mandala
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Birthday Card - ASDA
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Large Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Large Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Large Candle - Cunt
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Large Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
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Large Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Large Candle - Festive Little Fucker
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Large Candle - Hot Fart
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
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Valentine's Card - Bellends
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Water Bottle - Cunt
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Mug - Forgot To
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Mug - Smell
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Mug - Swallow
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Mug - Insult Me
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Mug - Ingredients
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Blank Card - Mandala
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Mug - Penis
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Small Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
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Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!!
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Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Soap Bottle - Stinky Wet Dog
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Small Candle - Hot Fart
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Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Small Candle - Aged Smegma
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Small Candle - Sweaty Minge
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Soap Bottle - Breast Milk
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Mug - Not Listening
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Mug - Cock
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T-Shirt - Choose Minge
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T-Shirt - Choose Cock
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Valentine's Card - Who Needs
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Valentine's Card - I Eat Poo
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Valentine's Card - Single Awareness
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Let customers speak for us
from 905 reviewsVery funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.
Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X
Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again. Thanks
Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services from this site x
Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.
Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to now.
Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.
Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery
Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great service. 10/10 I would order again
I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!
I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!
Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!
The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.
Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful