Collection: Rude Birthday Gifts For Your Gay Lover
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Magnet - Dog
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Small Candle - Hot Fart
24 reviews4.79 / 5.0
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Magnet - Cat
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Large Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
1 review5.0 / 5.0
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Wine Labels (x2) - Twatted
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Large Candle - Blow Me
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Large Candle - Morning Wood
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Coaster - Cat
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Magnet - Cocks
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Magnet - Helmet
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Coaster - Due To My Age
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Sticker - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Coaster - Stunts
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Parody Book - The Creampie by Jen Jenivive
No reviewsRegular price £8.97Regular priceUnit price / per£8.97Sale price £8.97
Overview
The best birthday present for your gay lover is something that will help you both have fun and create some happy memories. It’s useful for it to be something that you can both enjoy, although it’s fine if it’s something only for them as long as you can share the experience.
One of the most important things to think about is what sort of mood you want to create; do you want them to feel loved, or do you want to give them something funny, playful or even insulting? Or maybe a combination of these?
Once you’ve decided this, it’ll make it easier to choose a gift or gifts.
If you want to go for something romantic I’d recommend a candle and a card, and if you want it to be more playful or cheeky, there are several options; just have a look around at the ‘gifts’ section on our website.
Think about what sort of mood you want to create
I know this sounds obvious but just have a think about what sort of thing they’d like. Do they like being given rude gifts? Would they prefer something playful or something more insulting? Or are they the sort of person who would prefer something more loving and romantic?
It might also help to think about the kind of mood that you’d like to create. If it’s something light-hearted and fun then a playful gift is probably best, or if you’re hoping for some sexy time together then maybe a romantic gift is better.
If they are the kind of person who would appreciate a loving gift then we sell lots of those so have a look in the ‘gifts’ section.
Are they likely to get upset?
It’s really not unusual for someone to get offended by receiving (or giving) an innocent gift; sometimes just because it’s from us. I can’t really get my head around why but sometimes people get upset by it so please be sure that your lover will appreciate whatever you get for them.
Of course if they don’t then we’re happy for them (or you) to return the thing (as long as it’s not used or damaged), but that does seem rather unnecessary.