Rude Birthday Cards
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Small Candle - Thank You
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Small Candle - Whatever You Are
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Small Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Christmas Card Set - 14 Cards
8 reviewsRegular price £24.58Regular priceUnit price / per£69.58Sale price £24.58Sale -
Christmas Magnet - Gnome
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Christmas Sticker - Gnome
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Christmas Magnet - Festive Little Fucker Circular
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Christmas Badge - Festive Little Fucker
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Wine Labels (x2) - Birthday Cunt
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Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Winter Tease
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Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Winter Warmer
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Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Santa's Jolly Juice
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Badge - Naughty or Nice
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Badge - Cool
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Badge - Helmet
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Magnet - Bummer
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Magnet - Cock
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Magnet - Helmet
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Magnet - Jesus
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Magnet - Moist
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Magnet - Naughty or Nice
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Christmas Badge - Winter Tease
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Christmas Magnet - Winter Tease Circular
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Christmas Large Candle - Winter Tease
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Badge - Stunts
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Badge - In My Defence
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Christmas Small Candle - Winter Tease
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
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Medium Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Medium Candle - Blow Me
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Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
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Medium Candle - Burn Something
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Medium Candle - Cat
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Medium Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Medium Candle - Cunt
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Medium Candle - Cunt Bear
3 reviewsRegular price £10.97Regular priceUnit price / per£9.97Sale price £10.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
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XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
27 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
14 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Or get a whole set and save!
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Birthday Card Set - 30 Best-Selling
1 reviewRegular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price / per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 15 Best-Selling
7 reviewsRegular price £24.55Regular priceUnit price / per£74.55Sale price £24.55Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest
1 reviewRegular price £19.76Regular priceUnit price / per£39.76Sale price £19.76Sale -
Christmas Card Set - 14 Cards
8 reviewsRegular price £24.58Regular priceUnit price / per£69.58Sale price £24.58Sale -
Christmas Card Set - 30 Cards
No reviewsRegular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price / per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1195 reviewsBrought the wine labels, it was a great item, very funny and the gift was greatly appreciated! Thank you
Arrived in good time. Great quality product. Even handy instructions how to apply label. Caused a bit of amusement on Christmas day. Very pleased and would highly recommend.
want something a bit different? well look here. Dan provides a great service. Items are quality products.
Great product and quick delivery
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Amazing service, quick delivery so close to Christmas
Lovely little touch, amazing quality, very happy!
very funny items, came exactly as described and very quick delivery. thank you :)
Fantastic communication and amazing product. Everyone roared with laughter, and asked where this was purchased from for future ideas/reference.
Thanks so much
I love this magnet, it's exactly the same as the picture.
Dan went above and beyond to get this to me before Xmas as the other one hadn't turned up, he also put extra magnets in and sent it fast delivery.
Dan is an amazingly understanding man and you can have a good laugh with him, which is good.
Thankyou so much Dan for your help and understanding you're amazing.
TO ALL THOSE EHO ARE DEBATING ON BUYING, BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!! I promise you won't be disappointed.
Fantastic range of products with a hint of naughtiness for those with a filthy mind. Great customer service too with fast delivery, highly recommended 👌
Great product, smells and looks lovely. Arrived quickly with attentive service from Dan throughout.
Brilliant quality and smell great
Brilliant quality and smells great
I ordered a candle for my other half that I know he'll love (not opened yet as it's an Xmas present), but all the products on the site made it hard to choose just one purchase as they're all amazing, so will definitely be buying more in the future. The delivery was quick and when it arrived I was surprised to have a letter from Mr. Inappropriate himself. It was a lovely personal touch and the content had me in stitches. I completely recommend.
Very well made and quick delivery! Definitely recommend this product 😊