Collection: Rude Birthday Cards
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Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Christmas Small Candle - Festive Little Fucker
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
26 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(26) 26 total reviews
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Sticker - Cock Spurt
No reviewsRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Face
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Love You
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Badge - Cock
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Badge - Cunt
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Small Candle - Aged Smegma
12 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(12) 12 total reviews
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Small Candle - Cunt
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Large Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Magnet - Bum Flower Man
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Small Candle - Dried Wank Sock
26 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(26) 26 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Fucking
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Magnet - Cunt Bear
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Soap Bottle - Stinky Wet Dog
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Pill Box - Sudachillodol
23 reviews4.96 / 5.0
(23) 23 total reviews
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Wine Labels (x2) - Asda
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Badge - Bummer
No reviewsRegular price From £3.07Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £3.07 -
Badge - Fucks
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Badge - Offended
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Badge - Jesus
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Badge - Moist
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Badge - Mandala
No reviewsRegular price From £3.07Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £3.07 -
Sticker - Balls
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Sticker - Bum Flower Girl
No reviewsRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97 -
Sticker - Bum Flower Man
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Sticker - CUNT
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Magnet - Cock Spurt
No reviewsRegular price £3.97Regular priceUnit price / per£3.97Sale price £3.97 -
Magnet - CUNT
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Large Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
15 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(15) 15 total reviews
Regular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Or get a whole set and save!
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Birthday Card Set - 30 Best-Selling
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price / per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 15 Best-Selling
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
Regular price £24.55Regular priceUnit price / per£74.55Sale price £24.55Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price £19.76Regular priceUnit price / per£39.76Sale price £19.76Sale -
Christmas Card Set - 14 Cards
8 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(8) 8 total reviews
Regular price £24.58Regular priceUnit price / per£69.58Sale price £24.58Sale -
Christmas Card Set - 30 Cards
No reviewsRegular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price / per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1327 reviewsFast delivery. Great quality. Brilliant website.
Good quality. Great variety.
Excellent card. Super fast delivery too.
A great company for someone looking for cards out of the ordinary . Great product, great service, cannot recommend enough !
Really pleased with my purchase, it’s perfect for my needs, great to see a new business offering that little bit extra risky stuff 🤭🤭😎
The card was cheeky, and the candle smelled lovely. Highly recommend for a good laugh!
Love the card, will be a real laughing point!
Great all round
This is a high quality candle with a great vanilla fragrance. The label is fun and subtle - ideal for those with a good sense of humour!
Good fun to make card opening more eventful - confetti is small - smaller than it looks in the picture
Easy to apply and great fun to do. Be careful soaking the bottle to get the label off - use lukewarm water otherwise the cork might be pushed out…
My gf and I love this - she says it reminds her of herself 😂
Really good quality and makes us smile a lot - just need to keep a mug on it with youngsters around…
It was an amazingly apt card
Some great recipes! Not. But the best notebook ever!
Bought this candle as a gift for my potty mouthed mate. She loves it.
Dan is great to deal with - literally shopping with a smile