• Last order dates for Christmas:

    Tracked 24/48 / 1st Class: Thursday 19th

    2nd Class Tuesday 17th

    You might want to order earlier as Royal Mail can be slow at this time of year!
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Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Winter Tease

Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Winter Tease

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Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.

Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.

Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your candle.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

When will I get it?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order the next working day.

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me.

How do I stick them to a bottle?

Before applying the wine labels, soak the bottle in water, remove the old label, and then properly dry it.

They are very sticky, so please make sure you line it up before sticking it to the bottle.  I find the best thing to do is just very loosely place the centre of the sticker against the bottle, where you want it, and when you know it’s straight, slowly sweep outwards with your
fingers, so make sure you don’t get bubbles behind the sticker.  If you do find bubbles, you can push them out
anyway.

"Very funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits." - Nicola Mulraine

Look at these lovely little flaps, all frothy and happy.

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your wine labels, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big are they?

The two wine labels you'll receive measure 90mm x 120mm which is perfect for a normal 700ml bottle of wine.

How do I stick them to the bottle?

The adhesive labels are glossy and peel off the sheet to be stick securely to the bottle.

Before applying them, remove the old label by soaking the bottle in water, then dry properly.

They are very sticky, so please make sure you line them up before sticking them down to the bottle.  I find the best thing to do is to very loosely place the centre of the sticker against the bottle, where you want it, and when you know it's straight, slowly sweep outwards with your fingers to make sure you don't get bubbles behind the sticker.  If you find bubbles, you can push them out anyway.

How will it be packaged?

Your wine labels will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

And get some birthday cards!

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