Penis Gifts

Well they definitely put a smile on some grumpy old buggers this Christmas!! Brilliant easy to use and of course super funny, great product and Dan chucked in a free Santa's jolly juice which tickled my mum ha!

What can I say Dan goes above and beyond, changed the label to Crusty Bum Putty, a long standing joke about my fellas teen son 🤔🫣😂.... Bigger than I thought, and smells delightful. Great quality, superbly packaged and sent in time for christmas. Thankyou Dan 💯👌👌

Great service very prompt delivery and quality of cards Excellent

My sister loved her candle. Very good communication. Arrived on time and kept informed each step of the way. Would recommend

Absolutely love my candle, communication through email was fantastic & delivery was fast, highly recommended

Last minute order before Christmas and arrived in time, personal message from the seller too. Very impressed, would use again

All good

Saw this website so had to take a look. It made me laugh so had to buy 5 candles for xmas presents for the family. They arrived well packaged individually in 1 box which was great. Fun seeing the family's face when they were opened. They burn well & smell great, well worth it.

I ordered the “light me for a blowjob” candle as a stocking filler for my partner, I was worried about it arriving in time for Christmas but it did with time to spare! Well packaged as well, would definitely use again. Thanks dan!

Great, went down really well, gave everyone a laugh and brightened up the wine bottle gift

Great wee stickers, easy to use, brighten up a 'boring' gift o bottle o wine, gives a'body a laugh

Very quick delivery, and considering I had left it a little late before Xmas, it arrived in time. The quality of the card is excellent, and I was highly delighted with it. I shall definitely be buying from this company again, Many thanks

My friend loved her candle! Think she’s hiding it from her kids tho!

Christmas gift which was well received! My friend was pleased it doesn’t actually smell like her fella’s bits

Got this for a Christmas present…doesn’t actually smell like a fart, which is good news!