Rude Cards and Gifts For Her
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Large Candle - Thank You
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Large Candle - Whatever You Are
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Large Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Small Candle - Blow Me
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Small Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
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Small Candle - Have A Nice Poo
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Small Candle - Bum Stuff
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Small Candle - Morning Wood
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Small Candle - Have A Wank
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Small Candle - Burn Something
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Small Candle - Thank You
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Small Candle - Whatever You Are
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Small Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Christmas Magnet - Gnome
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Christmas Sticker - Gnome
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Wine Labels (x2) - Birthday Cunt
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Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Winter Tease
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Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Winter Warmer
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Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Santa's Jolly Juice
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking Original
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Birthday Card - Fucking Love You Original
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Christmas Large Candle - Winter Tease
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Medium Candle - Aged Smegma
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Medium Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Medium Candle - Blow Me
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Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
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Medium Candle - Burn Something
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Medium Candle - Cat
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Medium Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Medium Candle - Cunt
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Medium Candle - Cunt Bear
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Medium Candle - Dog
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Medium Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
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Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Medium Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Let customers speak for us
from 1196 reviewsCandle came in lovely packaging making it even funnier when revealing what it actually was! Also came with a couple of extra funny stickers with ideas how to use them which was a nice touch.
Brought the wine labels, it was a great item, very funny and the gift was greatly appreciated! Thank you
Arrived in good time. Great quality product. Even handy instructions how to apply label. Caused a bit of amusement on Christmas day. Very pleased and would highly recommend.
want something a bit different? well look here. Dan provides a great service. Items are quality products.
Great product and quick delivery
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Amazing service, quick delivery so close to Christmas
Lovely little touch, amazing quality, very happy!
very funny items, came exactly as described and very quick delivery. thank you :)
Fantastic communication and amazing product. Everyone roared with laughter, and asked where this was purchased from for future ideas/reference.
Thanks so much
I love this magnet, it's exactly the same as the picture.
Dan went above and beyond to get this to me before Xmas as the other one hadn't turned up, he also put extra magnets in and sent it fast delivery.
Dan is an amazingly understanding man and you can have a good laugh with him, which is good.
Thankyou so much Dan for your help and understanding you're amazing.
TO ALL THOSE EHO ARE DEBATING ON BUYING, BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!! I promise you won't be disappointed.
Fantastic range of products with a hint of naughtiness for those with a filthy mind. Great customer service too with fast delivery, highly recommended 👌
Great product, smells and looks lovely. Arrived quickly with attentive service from Dan throughout.
Brilliant quality and smell great
Brilliant quality and smells great
I ordered a candle for my other half that I know he'll love (not opened yet as it's an Xmas present), but all the products on the site made it hard to choose just one purchase as they're all amazing, so will definitely be buying more in the future. The delivery was quick and when it arrived I was surprised to have a letter from Mr. Inappropriate himself. It was a lovely personal touch and the content had me in stitches. I completely recommend.