Collection: Rude Cards and Gifts For Your Boyfriend
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
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Magnet - Bum Flower Girl
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - My Heart
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Come Closer
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Magnet - Boobs
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Pill Box - Antiwankodol
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking Original
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Coaster - Pussy Heart
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Medium Candle - Morning Wood
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Valentine's Card - Just The Tip
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Nipples
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
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So you think he deserves a gift do you?
That’s a tricky one, ultimately it’s up to you, but don’t
just buy him stuff for the sake of it. If he’s sufficiently behaved himself, or misbehaved himself, then maybe, but please don’t just do it because you think you’re supposed to.
Or maybe it’s his birthday, or an anniversary or something stupid like that, in which case I suppose you don’t have a choice, but whatever you do, try to give him the impression that you spent a lot of time choosing, and it’s ‘from the heart’ whatever that means.
Actually that’s crap, he’d probably prefer something from your panties.
Should you choose a sexy or naughty gift?
Yes, without a doubt this is the best option, without even considering anything else, and there is a reason I say that. Partly because he’ll be a lot more grateful than if you get him anything else, and also you get something out of it, so it’s a win/win! Oh and also, if he thinks he’s done well, which I’m sure he will, then he’ll want to do something nice for you in return, so everyone wins, twice over.
The most popular choice is the blowjob candle or the bum stuff one, which pairs nicely with the ‘I love the way you finger me’ card. All of these things will induce a special moment which (as I’ve said) will get both of you just what you want.
Having spent some time being a boyfriend myself I can speak from experience when I say that something naughty is always be well received. Maybe what he really likes is eating your pussy while you sit on his face (that’s my personal favourite), in which case, for him you could buy the ‘light me if you want a face to sit on’ and give it to yourself, as a gift for him.
A little bit upside-down but he’ll definitely be happy about it.
Or should you simply choose something funny or rude?
If you don’t want to get something naughty then the standard second choice is just to get something rude, and fortunately we have loads of choices from something a little offensive like the dickhead card and don’t be a cunt candle, or a simple cheap pack of antiwankodol tablets. So many to choose from, just click some of the navigation buttons at the top of the page or scroll through the pile of options you see above this text.
So yeah, have a look a the gifts in this list, and also have a look at the birthday cards, and generic lover’s cards both aimed for him.
As always, if you get stuck or can’t find what you want, you can just email me at the email address at the top, or phone on that number up there, or use the chat thingy and I’ll help as much as I can!