Rude Birthday Cards and Gifts
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Birthday Card - ASDA
3 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Large Candle - Dried Wank Sock
No reviewsRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £16.97 -
Birthday Card - Cock Balloon
5 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
Badge - I'm Bad
1 reviewRegular price From £2.57Regular priceUnit price / per£1.97Sale price From £2.57 -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
Birthday Card - Cock Spurt
2 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - Favourite Cunt
13 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - Old Twat
8 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge
5 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - Sexy Bum
3 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - Wind
2 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - Pussy Hearts
3 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - Present
1 reviewRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - Forget
4 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - Naked Mandala
2 reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card - I Eat Poo
No reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Birthday Card Set - 30 Best-Selling
1 reviewRegular price £49.10Regular priceUnit price / per£149.10Sale price £49.10Sale -
Birthday Card Set - 8 Rudest
1 reviewRegular price £19.76Regular priceUnit price / per£39.76Sale price £19.76Sale -
Large Candle - Cunt Bear
No reviewsRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £16.97 -
Large Candle - Blow Me
No reviewsRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £16.97 -
Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
7 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Large Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
1 reviewRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £16.97 -
Large Candle - Have A Nice Poo
No reviewsRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £16.97 -
Large Candle - Whatever You Are
No reviewsRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £16.97 -
Large Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
No reviewsRegular price £16.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £16.97 -
Magnet - Dog
No reviewsRegular price £3.97Regular priceUnit price / per£3.97Sale price £3.97 -
Pill Box - Antiwankodol
13 reviewsRegular price £3.97Regular priceUnit price / per£3.97Sale price £3.97 -
Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
7 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Sticker - Balls
No reviewsRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97 -
Pill Box - Sudachillodol
23 reviewsRegular price £3.97Regular priceUnit price / per£3.97Sale price £3.97 -
Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes
10 reviewsRegular price £2.97Regular priceUnit price / per£2.97Sale price £2.97
Or amaze them with a bundle
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
7 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
4 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
27 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
13 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1041 reviewsVery funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits.
Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X
Great items. Really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again. Thanks
Absolutely amazing service, nice and clean. Also I contacted him for customer care reasons and this was very quick response I highly recommend all services from this site x
Love this page, eveything it's hilarious, dan is just an e mail away and very funny and thoughtful. Definitely my new favourite page. Will buy EVERYTHING from here from now on. Excellent prices and amusing.
Very good customer services. Quick efficient and good quality stuff. Great to see some unique stuff you can’t get anywhere else will definitely be my go to now.
Absolutely brilliant, good quality, fast delivery, and a good bit of rude humour! Excellent customer service from an actual human too.
Brought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery
Honestly the best customer service I think I’ve ever had. Everything arrived on time and I was updated on each step. Bravo to Dan for running such a great service. 10/10 I would order again
I absolutely love all the items I bought from here, cannot wait to see the faces of the recipients 🙈🙈😂 so so funny really fast postage and greatly packed. Can’t wait to see what else he comes up with!
I ordered a few pieces (mugs and candles) as Christmas presents and they were very, very well received. Dan makes you feel like you're ordering from a friend. Very quick delivery and great customer service!
Great customer service , went above and beyond to help, definitely recommend!
The most quickest and best customer service I have had from anyone! Was so polite and immediately shipped out my product on the same day. I really appreciate the fact that you went out your way to do this, and the note that was attached with my gift was very polite and put a smile on my face! Thank you so much for this gift. I wish you many years of success in your shop.
Brilliant items and Dan is a lovely man and very helpful