Rude Birthday Gifts
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Birthday Card - Cock Spurt
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Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes
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Misfortune Teller
30 reviewsRegular price £0.01Regular priceUnit price / per£1.99Sale price £0.01Sale -
Soap Bottle - Stinky Wet Dog
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Wine Labels (x2) - Asda
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Small Candle - Hot Fart
21 reviewsRegular price £6.97Regular priceUnit price / per£6.97Sale price £6.97 -
Small Candle - Crusty Cunt Putty
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Small Candle - Aged Smegma
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Soap Bottle - Breast Milk
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Mug - Boring
1 reviewRegular price £8.97Regular priceUnit price / per£8.97Sale price £8.97 -
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Tea Towel - Wet
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Mug - Not Listening
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Mug - Penis
3 reviewsRegular price £8.97Regular priceUnit price / per£8.97Sale price £8.97 -
Mug - Cock
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T-Shirt - Choose Minge
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T-Shirt - Choose Cock
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Hoodie - Naked Mandala
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Christmas Hoodie - Jingle Balls
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Christmas Hoodie - Festive Little Fucker
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Birthday Card - Vaginal Discharge
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Birthday Card - Old Twat
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Birthday Card - I Eat Poo
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Blank Card - Mandala
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Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Small Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
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Small Candle - Anal Sweat Beads
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Soap Bottle - Rotting Fish
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T-Shirt - Pussy Butterfly
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T-Shirt - Cock
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Mug - Mandala
1 reviewRegular price £8.97Regular priceUnit price / per£8.97Sale price £8.97 -
Mug - Inappropriate
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Mug - Cloud
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Mug - Stupid Noise
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Mug - Stupid Shit
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Water Bottle - Mandala
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Water Bottle - Butterfly
No reviewsRegular price £18.97Regular priceUnit price / per£18.97Sale price £18.97
Let customers speak for us
from 1196 reviewsCandle came in lovely packaging making it even funnier when revealing what it actually was! Also came with a couple of extra funny stickers with ideas how to use them which was a nice touch.
Brought the wine labels, it was a great item, very funny and the gift was greatly appreciated! Thank you
Arrived in good time. Great quality product. Even handy instructions how to apply label. Caused a bit of amusement on Christmas day. Very pleased and would highly recommend.
want something a bit different? well look here. Dan provides a great service. Items are quality products.
Great product and quick delivery
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Amazing service, quick delivery so close to Christmas
Lovely little touch, amazing quality, very happy!
very funny items, came exactly as described and very quick delivery. thank you :)
Fantastic communication and amazing product. Everyone roared with laughter, and asked where this was purchased from for future ideas/reference.
Thanks so much
I love this magnet, it's exactly the same as the picture.
Dan went above and beyond to get this to me before Xmas as the other one hadn't turned up, he also put extra magnets in and sent it fast delivery.
Dan is an amazingly understanding man and you can have a good laugh with him, which is good.
Thankyou so much Dan for your help and understanding you're amazing.
TO ALL THOSE EHO ARE DEBATING ON BUYING, BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!! I promise you won't be disappointed.
Fantastic range of products with a hint of naughtiness for those with a filthy mind. Great customer service too with fast delivery, highly recommended 👌
Great product, smells and looks lovely. Arrived quickly with attentive service from Dan throughout.
Brilliant quality and smell great
Brilliant quality and smells great
I ordered a candle for my other half that I know he'll love (not opened yet as it's an Xmas present), but all the products on the site made it hard to choose just one purchase as they're all amazing, so will definitely be buying more in the future. The delivery was quick and when it arrived I was surprised to have a letter from Mr. Inappropriate himself. It was a lovely personal touch and the content had me in stitches. I completely recommend.
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Her
8 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Birthday Bundle - For Him
2 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviewsRegular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Her
No reviewsRegular price £49.04Regular priceUnit price / per£61.04Sale price £49.04Sale -
XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
No reviewsRegular price £45.61Regular priceUnit price / per£57.61Sale price £45.61Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Her
27 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale -
Build Your Own Small Birthday Bundle - For Him
14 reviewsRegular price £11.88Regular priceUnit price / per£17.88Sale price £11.88Sale