Want to give a rude and naughty gift to your lover, or for a friend's birthday? Not sure what you can get away with? Hopefully these will give you something to think about.

How to send a flirty birthday text

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Overview

The most important things to consider are what style of message you want to send and how you want the recipient to feel. You also need to think about whether you want them to know who it's from, or if you want it to be anonymous. Once you've decided on those things, it's pretty easy to just find a product that does what you need.

What sort of message should I send?

Most people want to send something playful and funny, but sometimes something more suggestive or even insulting is appropriate. If you're not sure, have a look at some examples on the product page - look for a link that says something like 'example messages'.

How do I make the recipient feel special?

The main thing is that they receive a physical card rather than just an email or SMS; receiving something in the post makes it much more special. Another thing that I'd recommend is paying extra for express delivery, this means your card will not be mixed in with normal post and instead delivered separately by courier.

Should I tell them it's from me?

If you're sending something playful and funny then yes - if it's good-natured they're unlikely to be upset and they'll probably appreciate the attention. The only situation where I'd suggest keeping it anonymous is if you're sending something genuinely insulting.

After 25+ years juggling IT and management, Dan realized that many people (including friends, family, and coworkers) were grappling with anxiety and stress brought on by modern life. Determined to offer some comic relief, he founded Mr. Inappropriate, an online store for wonderfully rude and funny adult gifts and cards. Through weekly true stories, naughty product lines, and genuine one-on-one connections with customers, Dan’s mission is to help people safely push social boundaries, share a good laugh, and discover that being a bit “inappropriate” can be surprisingly therapeutic. A proud Yorkshire resident, Dan remains steadfast in his belief that humour is one of the best ways to escape the pressures of everyday life, and that a well-timed, mischievous gift can often o more good than any pill.

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