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PROCESSING TIME: 5 WORKING DAYS!
Last day to order for Christmas: 13th December
T-Shirt - Pussy Butterfly
T-Shirt - Pussy Butterfly
“Ordering was quick and easy. Plenty of helpful support. Quick delivery. Fantastic quality.” - Cheryl Mills, Rochester
Culture and law says that we have to hide much of who we are.
It starts with important parts of our bodies, but ultimately leads to so much else: our desires, or opinions, and many of our feelings.
It's such a shame that it has to be like this.
A natural response to being told to hide away is to feel shameful and unworthy, which is no good for anyone.
Why else would we have to cover this stuff up?
This design is a symbol of our awareness of that. It reminds us that we're ok, just as we are, and just because we can't reveal all of ourselves it doesn't mean we should be ashamed of anything.
So be proud of your femininity and wear this with confidence.
I also sell other products with this design, so please have a look if you'd like a greetings card or water bottle or maybe something else.
If you want a size not listed here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) and I'll sort it for you!
“Very happy with my purchases as Dan has the same sense of humour as me and my wife, and as a bonus will send you a funny story emails Should have been 10 stars.” - Ben Chown, Taunton
Imagine their face when they open it
Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.
Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?
I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.
We get it
Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.
You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.
Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
Very Important Questions
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your t-shirt, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
What if you don't have my size?
If you want a size not listed here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) and I'll sort it for you!
What is it made from?
100% organic ringspun combed cotton.
Unisex: 180 gsm.
Ladies: 155 gsm.
How will it be packaged?
Your t-shirt will be sent to you in a waterproof sealed plastic package.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
When will I get my stuff?
Your t-shirt will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to seven working days to get it ready.
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Who or what is Mila?
Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!
Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!
Cannot emphasise enough what a great service privided and really well made product received (great quality) . Really very happy with it.
Rare that I leave reviews but this was definitely worth my time to tell everyone about it.
Looking forward to watching this business grow.
Thank you