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Rude T-Shirt - Choose Minge

Rude T-Shirt - Choose Minge

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There is honestly no intention to undermine Irvine Welsh's message about life choices, or about WHAM!'s anti-sadness campaign.

I'm also not poking fun at gender or sexual preferences, I just think it's simple and funny, that's all.

So please don't read into this and think that I'm belittling something, I just think this is funny, and these images makes me giggle each time I see them.

g else.

If you want a size not listed here, just email me ( and I'll sort it for you!

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  • Unisex

  • Ladies

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your t-shirt, just email me ( within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What if you don't have my size?

If you want a size not listed here, just email me ( and I'll sort it for you!

What is it made from?

100% organic ringspun combed cotton.

Unisex: 180 gsm.

Ladies: 155 gsm.

How will it be packaged?

Your t-shirt will be sent to you in a waterproof sealed plastic package.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

Your t-shirt will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to seven working days to get it ready.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!