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T-Shirt - Choose Minge

T-Shirt - Choose Minge

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“Ordering was quick and easy. Plenty of helpful support. Quick delivery. Fantastic quality.” - Cheryl Mills, Rochester

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There is honestly no intention to undermine Irvine Welsh's message about life choices, or about WHAM!'s anti-sadness campaign.

I'm also not poking fun at gender or sexual preferences, I just think it's simple and funny, that's all.

So please don't read into this and think that I'm belittling something, I just think this is funny, and these images makes me giggle each time I see them.

If you want a size not listed here, just email me ( and I'll sort it for you!

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  • Mr. Inappropriate


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“Very happy with my purchases as Dan has the same sense of humour as me and my wife, and as a bonus will send you a funny story emails  Should have been 10 stars.” - Ben Chown, Taunton

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.