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  • T-Shirt - Choose Cock - Mr. Inappropriate
  • T-Shirt - Choose Cock - Mr. Inappropriate
  • T-Shirt - Choose Cock - Mr. Inappropriate
  • T-Shirt - Choose Cock - Mr. Inappropriate
  • T-Shirt - Choose Cock - Mr. Inappropriate
  • T-Shirt - Choose Cock - Mr. Inappropriate
  • T-Shirt - Choose Cock - Mr. Inappropriate
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T-Shirt - Choose Cock

T-Shirt - Choose Cock

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There is honestly no intention to undermine Irvine Welsh's message about life choices, or about WHAM!'s anti-sadness campaign.

I'm also not poking fun at gender or sexual preferences, I just think it's simple and funny, that's all.

So please don't read into this and think that I'm belittling something, I just think this is funny, and these images makes me giggle each time I see them.

If you want a size not listed here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) and I'll sort it for you!

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When will I get it?

Look at the dates above :)

What if you don't have my size?

If you want a size not listed here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) and I'll sort it for you!

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your t-shirt, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

100% organic ringspun combed cotton.

Unisex: 180 gsm.

Ladies: 155 gsm.

How will it be packaged?

Your t-shirt will be sent to you in a waterproof sealed plastic package.

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1365 reviews.

“Ordering was quick and easy. Plenty of helpful support. Quick delivery. Fantastic quality.” - Cheryl Mills, Rochester

“Very happy with my purchases as Dan has the same sense of humour as me and my wife, and as a bonus will send you a funny story emails  Should have been 10 stars.” - Ben Chown, Taunton

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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