• Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!! - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!! - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!! - Mr. Inappropriate
  • Misfortune Teller - PLEASE NO MORE THAN TWO!! - Mr. Inappropriate
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Misfortune Teller

Misfortune Teller

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3–10 business days for outside UK
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NOTE: I will fold a maximum of two for you.  You're welcome to order as many as you like but I'll only fold a maximum of two.

Let me tell your fortune!

Actually that was not a genuine offer, you can tell your own fortune, and the fortune of your friends, for the price of just 1p of money.  That's all.

And don't think it's cheap, just because it's only 1p, I spent a lot of time with The Oracle to make sure I have all eventualities covered with this piece of machinery, so don't underestimate it.

If you're wondering what your possible fortune could be, I can't tell you here, but it could have something to do with otters and badgers nesting somewhere, or maybe crunchy dangleberries, or could be something completely different.  You'll have to get one to find out!

You could take it to a party and leave it on the dinner table, give it to a friend inside a birthday card (which you could also buy from me as the postage will be combined with this), or just tell your friends' fortune with it!

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Very Important Questions

How big is it?

5cm from top to bottom.

How do I apply it?

To apply the tattoo,clean the area of skin first, then peel the transparent plastic layer from the tattoo and put it coloured side down onto the skin.

Then get very wet sponge or folded towel and hold it over the tattoo for 30 seconds. Then remove the sponge and remove the white backing of the tattoo to reveal the splendour.

How can I remove it?

To remove the tattoo, just use Scotch tape!

When will I get it?

Look at the dates above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I return something?

Nope.

Honestly you can't, but if you want a refund, just email me and I'll give you a refund including postage, you don't need to send it back, and no questions asked (although I'd really like to know what I did wrong!).

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Customers rate us 5.0/5 based on 1394 reviews.

“Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X” - Sophie Warner, Cranleigh.

“Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his things.” - Nichola Mulraine, Southwark.

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us.

Or amaze them with a whole bundle!

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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Customer Reviews

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Christine rushworth (Rotherham, GB)
excellent item

very good item sent very quickly thank you

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Nikki Baillie (Birmingham, GB)
Great products!

I bought some very immature friends the misfortune teller as a gift. They thought it was hilarious. Fast delivery, easy to order, great value for money.

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Gail Timms (Banbury, GB)
Lots of laughs.

So fun and made lots of friends laugh

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D.W. (Deeside, GB)
Amazing little gift!!

Arrived really quickly and Dan is amazing with communication! Thanks so much and what a fab buisness!!

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Lyndy Clarke (Edgware, GB)
LOL!!

Fetch this out after a few drinks at a party to either cause a stir or jolly it up!!..it's saucy fun for almost next to nothing.
Glad to have discovered this site I will use it again but hoping to see more stuff 😊 Thanks Lyndy

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