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PROCESSING TIME: 5 WORKING DAYS
Last day to order for Christmas: 13th December
Christmas Hoodie - Festive Little Fucker
Christmas Hoodie - Festive Little Fucker
“Great items, really fast delivery and great service. I will definitely order again, thank you!” - Michael, Woodford Green
This design has been hand drawn by me to celebrate the Christmas gnome / gonk in all his glory.
“Thank you Mr Inappropriate for the most perfect gift!! Speedy delivery and customer service is 10/10. Dan - I love your sense of humour and you can tell you put your all into this business!” - Danielle N, Leicester
Imagine their face when they open it
Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.
Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?
I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.
We get it
Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.
You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.
Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.
You owe it to yourself, and to your friends. They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.
Very Important Questions
Can I get a refund if I don't like it?
If you don't like your hoodie, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.
You don't even need to send it back!
What if you don't have my size?
If you want a size not listed here, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) and I'll sort it for you!
What is it made from?
Material: 80% ringspun cotton/20% polyester.
Drop shoulder style.
Soft cotton faced fabric.
Double fabric hood with self-colour drawcord.
Front pouch pocket with small hidden opening for earphone cord feed.
Ribbed cuffs and hem.
Twin needle stitching.
WRAP Certified Production.
Weight: 280 gsm
How will it be packaged?
Your t-shirt will be sent to you in a waterproof sealed plastic package.
Can I talk with you to check something?
Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.
When will I get my stuff?
Your mug will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to seven working days to get it ready, and as a result, it might arrive separately from anything else you order.
How much does shipping cost?
It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.
You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.
Who or what is Mila?
Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!
Why?
With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.
Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.
My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.
We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.
And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.
If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.
Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.
And help your friends do the same!