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Mug - Stupid Noise

Mug - Stupid Noise

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“Bought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery.” - Vanessa Layton, Rowley Regis

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You must have had moments like this, usually with someone that you work with.

You're both sitting, and they're talking and talking, trying to sound clever, but the more they do it, the more inane and pointless they seem.

In a situation like this what do you do?

Do you smile sweetly and say 'that's lovely my dear'.

Do you stand up, put your hand down the back of your pants wipe your index finger up your bum crack and then wipe it on his top lip?

Or maybe you prod him in the forehead and say 'no no no you silly little man'.

Or do you sit there, holding this mug in your right hand so the text is facing him, quietly slurping your tea with a disappointed expression on your face.  That's the passive option and definitely something you can get away with.

So go on, treat yourself, if this is not your style, treat a friend who will definitely get use out of it.  Go do it and practise being passive-aggressive, you know you want to!

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“I want to say thank you to Mr Inappropriate! The gifts arrived very quickly with some little extras for free! The communication has been spot on from the time of ordering to checking that everything is ok on arrival. Fantastic customer service.... thank you so much. Oh and the quality of the goods is spot on too!” - Kieran McLean, Dove

Mr. Inappropriate

Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your mug, just email me ( within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

11oz ceramic mug.

Glossy white finish.

Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Can be used for hot drinks or bodily fluids.

The print is permanent, it's glossy white and dishwasher/microwave safe.

How will it be packaged?

Your mug will be sent to you carefully packaged in a mug-sized double-thickness cardboard box.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

Your mug will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to five working days to get it ready, and as a result, it might arrive separately from anything else you order.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day; mugs, water bottles and anything fabric will be sent a couple of days later

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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    Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

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With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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    Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

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    Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

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    All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Mrsrichardyewtree (Bridgend, GB)
This is my new saying

I bought this for my glorious nephew,it's the exact sort of thing he would say.
And i got to see his little face when he opened it,utterly thrilled he was plus I was right,he is going to add it to his insult list.
Nobody will have a nephew as fantastically awesome as mine but if you have a passable one,buy him this mug and make his day.