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Mug - Smell

Mug - Smell

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“Bought several cards from Dan recently and as usual great service. Brilliant products and quick delivery.” - Vanessa Layton, Rowley Regis

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We know how much you love your partner.

You love them so much you want to feel and be close to them in every way possible.

You want to touch them all over, and want to taste every part of their body.

And you do this.

But yet, something is missing.

It's a frustrating and claustrophobic feeling that you can't explain.

You want to feel even closer to them, to be inside them, but that is just not quite enough, and you don't know why.

Over time, this feeling continues, and is exacerbated by the increasing anxiety this brings.

Until one day, you just can't take it.

You've had enough.

So you leave.

You split up.

This is a familiar story that can be easily avoided.

It can be avoided with a simple realisation.

The realisation that the part of them that you have not been close to is their poo.

Poo comes out of them every day, but you have never tasted it. You smell it frequently, but never actually tasted it.

This is what has been missing all this time. This is the cause of the frustrating disconnectedness.

I know what you're thinking, and no, you don't need to actually munch on their poo.

There is a simpler solution, and as I said, it's just a realisation.

And that is: when you smell their pumps, you are actually eating their poo particles, and tasting them.

Knowing this will likely save your relationship, and this mug serves as a stark reminder of this important point.

So buy this for yourself AND for your partner, to ensure that your relationship doesn't fail, as so many before yours have.

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“I want to say thank you to Mr Inappropriate! The gifts arrived very quickly with some little extras for free! The communication has been spot on from the time of ordering to checking that everything is ok on arrival. Fantastic customer service.... thank you so much. Oh and the quality of the goods is spot on too!” - Kieran McLean, Dove

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants.

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

Very Important Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your mug, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

11oz ceramic mug.

Glossy white finish.

Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Can be used for hot drinks or bodily fluids.

The print is permanent, it's glossy white and dishwasher/microwave safe.

How will it be packaged?

Your mug will be sent to you carefully packaged in a mug-sized double-thickness cardboard box.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

Your mug will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to five working days to get it ready, and as a result, it might arrive separately from anything else you order.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her and see what happens!

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    Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

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