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Rude Mug For Her - Do You Want to Munch The Greasy Discharge

Rude Mug For Her - Do You Want to Munch The Greasy Discharge

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Fanny batter, also known as cunt putty is like saffron.

It's a fine and rare substance held in the highest regard by all connoisseurs.

So much so, that a new facility, called The Clungatorium has opened in Milton Keynes (see www.clungatorium.co.uk).

This auspicious endeavor is the work of a good friend of mine, who will remain unnamed at the moment.

I will say, however, that he will employ a host of like-minded clunge farmers to help him harvest the batter from all women in the local area, and ultimately the entire country.

There is even a viewing platform so that visitors can watch the process, for a small fee.

The women do not pay for this service, their only payment is the small amount of batter they leave in the beards of the clunge farmers, who then scrape it into a vat where it is processed and used in the chip shop next door.

To date, thousands of women have enjoyed this service as it gives them the pleasure and release they so badly need, especially in these difficult times.

So assuming you're not in Milton Keynes, buy this mug for yourself, as a loving gesture to your man, to let him know that you will give him the honour of harvesting your important juices.

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your mug, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

What is it made from?

11oz ceramic mug.

Glossy white finish.

Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Can be used for hot drinks or bodily fluids.

The print is permanent, it's glossy white and dishwasher/microwave safe.

How will it be packaged?

Your mug will be sent to you carefully packaged in a mug-sized double-thickness cardboard box.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

Your mug will be professionally printed to order so please allow us two to five working days to get it ready, and as a result, it might arrive separately from anything else you order.

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!