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from 1356 reviews
If you want something different

Does anyone really want a soppy birthday card or would they prefer something that raises a smile . Your guaranteed a few laughs and laughs make memories .

Sean Harrison
Birthday Card - Enjoy Yourself Man
Great rude alternative from other online retailers

Mr Inappropriate has gave me the card i cant get elsewhere online and definitely cant get in a store.

Great selection of funny and inappropriate cards and will definitely use again.

Customer service is second to none and they appreciate all customers.

Thank you and i will definitely use again and again.

David Beatson
Birthday Card - Favourite Cunt
Dreaming of a white Xmas card

Saw this card and thought it was perfect for a friend of mine. They peed a little when they opened it 🤣 there's so much on this site I would buy, it's not my first item. Dan's great and easy to get in touch with for any reason. Best shop online!!!!

Vashti Perrott
Christmas Card - Dreaming of a White Christmas
Great stuff

Get this if you want some bum stuff or get it because it's funny and it smells really good, either way does it for me..

D.N.
Small Candle - Bum Stuff
Don't buy it...

Not because it doesn't smell good because it does, it smells really good, don't buy it because he who shall not be named won't stop lighting it...
Definitely a conversation starter.
Get it it's great...

Denise Neal
Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Blowjob
Confetti and Birthday card

Loved the sense of humour and the quality was great. It arrived fast - super happy with it would totally buy again.

Anonymous
Birthday Card - Set Them Free
I absolutely love it

I absolutely love it very good quality I would definitely 💯 recommend thank you

Kerry Lister
Mug - Fucks

Quirky, funny and arrived quickly

R.H.
Birthday Card - Handmade
Great products!

I bought some very immature friends the misfortune teller as a gift. They thought it was hilarious. Fast delivery, easy to order, great value for money.

Nikki Baillie
Misfortune Teller

Great product and service!

James
Birthday Card - Bum Flower Man

Great product and service!

James
Soap Bottle - Stinky Wet Dog
Fantastic product

Great wee shop for people with a wicked sense of humour. And can laugh at the inappropriate. Fantastic products and great price. Will definitely be ordering again. Thank you mr inappropriate 👍👌

Pauline Stewart
Mr. Inappropriate
Perfect item and perfect seller

The quality and smell of these candles are second to none. Excellent customer service and care. I've bought a few of these for myself and others and they're amazing!

Samantha Fisher
Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
The best idea ever

My friends love to put those annoying glittery sprinkles inside cards so I was over the moon when I could return the gesture with some 'hearty pubes' and it's had the response I wished for - brilliant idea, everyone's getting pubed from now onwards 😆

Nikki Swift
Confetti - Pubes
Funny little gift

My chums have the best toilet humour so felt very appropriate to send one a candle and she loved it and wouldn't expect anything less from me! Thanks again to the amazing Mr Inappropriate website for coming to my rescue again :-)

Nikki Swift
Small Candle - Have A Nice Poo
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