Rude Cards and Gifts For Him
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Birthday Card - Favourite Things
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Medium Candle - Bum Stuff
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Badge - Cool
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Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Magnet - Helmet
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Medium Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Sticker - Bum Flower Girl
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Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
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Coaster - Bum Flower Girl
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Come Closer
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Large Candle - Aged Smegma
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Magnet - Open
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XL Set Birthday Bundle - For Him
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Small Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
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XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
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Badge - Poo Particles
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Sticker - Cat
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Nipples
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Wine Labels (x2) - Bum Grapes
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Birthday Card - Birth Anniversary
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Badge - Insult
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - Blowjob
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fucking
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Hearts
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Magnet - Cock Spurt
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Anniversary Card - Bum Flower Man
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Anniversary Card - Favourite Cunt
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Fucking Love You
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Bear
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Badge - Birthday Cunt
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Horny
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Forwards
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Let customers speak for us
from 1124 reviewsWhat can I say that's not already been thought. I ordered the bear cunt sticker as my nan's birthday was coming around again (I know, she just won't die). She hated it so much, I'm now apparently "out of the will and no welcome at her funeral". Oh yeah, nearly forgot, she died of a massive heart attack upon opening her card and seeing the cutest, cuddly cunt bear ever. Anyway, I'm homeless now with not a pot to piss in.
BUT I do have a sticker of a bear holding a heart with CUNT on it. Half full, half empty?
My life is complete. I have a sticker of a fucking bear with cunt written on a lovely heart.
Fantastic quality, super sticky. I will be ordering one each for all my elderly relatives 10 / 10
I was after a gift that was quite unusual (and very funny!) and this website ticked all the boxes. Speedy delivery also. Can’t wait to gift it haha! Will definitely be using this business again :)
I ordered Christmas cards which were very funny and good quality material. Some of my friends have received these already and they love them, especially the card confetti (some of them have been cheeky will re-use the confetti too!) Thank you very much Dan :)
Crackin wee magnet, canna wait to see wife's face when she opens it, She's gonk/gnome daft so.. Well chuffed 😁
Best cunting present ever! As much fun to give as it is to receive. Don't be a cunt - get your gifts from Mr Inappropriate!
This is a Christmas gift so hasn't been worn yet, but looks great quality and weight. I I just need to remember to issue parental guidance before it gets tried on. Great site.
Looking forward to seeing my inappropriate candle been opened as a,secret santa gift.
Well wrapped too
Great delivery times.
Lots to choose from if you want something a bit different.
Loved tge stickers to place in and around too.
Hope the business continues to thrive
Very pleased with my labels hopefully get a few laughs with them
Thks Dan definitely recommend and buy from you again
A fantastic looking gift and fast delivery
Funny, novel item perfect for a laugh with quick delivery. Will definitely use again!
Absolutely loved this card. I brought it for my daughter as she also loves the word Cunt. She thought it was hilarious as did I. Great quality product, good delivery timescale. As always a great purchase. Mr Inappropriate is now my go to for those cards you couldn’t send to Granny (or could you?) 🤣
I have ordered a few cards from Mr Inappropriate now and each time I love them. Good quality hilarious cards and this one with the sperm confetti didn’t disappoint. The delivery timescales are really good and Dan always adds that personal touch by emailing you to keep you updated and then to ask if you liked it. This is no generic email either it is personal to you. Would highly recommend to anyone with an inappropriate sense of humour.
Perfect order did everything and beyond
All in perfect condition and exactly as described
Really quick delivery,, quality gifts and cards.well packaged. Great choice. Brilliant, love it