Rude Anniversary Cards and Gifts
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Taste Fanny
No reviewsRegular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97 -
Soap Bottle - Freshly Squeezed Cum
28 reviews4.96 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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Notebook - Semen
28 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(28) 28 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Cock Balloon
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Large Candle - Bum Stuff
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Blowjobs
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Small Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
7 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - I Just Really Love You
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wetty
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Valentine's Anniversary Large Candle - I Just Really Love You
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Boyfriend
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Cutie
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Willy
1 review2.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Face
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Sad
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Valentine's Card - Who Needs
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Gusset
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Butterflies
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Pants
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Way More
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Love You
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Fart
2 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Tea Towel - Wet
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
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Valentine's Card - Single Awareness
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Wife
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Husband
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Girlfriend
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Large Candle - Morning Wood
No reviewsRegular price £17.97Regular priceUnit price / per£16.97Sale price £17.97 -
Valentine's Anniversary Card - I Knew
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - The One
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Even Though
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - More
4 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Stupid Face
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Farting Willy
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Small Candle - Fucking
3 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Valentine's Anniversary Card - Orgasms
1 review5.0 / 5.0
(1) 1 total reviews
Regular price £4.97Regular priceUnit price / per£4.97Sale price £4.97
Or amaze them with a bundle!
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Build Your Own Large Bundle - For Your Lover
5 reviews5.0 / 5.0
(5) 5 total reviews
Regular price £23.82Regular priceUnit price / per£33.82Sale price £23.82Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Gay Lover
No reviewsRegular price £50.04Regular priceUnit price / per£62.04Sale price £50.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lady
No reviewsRegular price £48.07Regular priceUnit price / per£60.07Sale price £48.07Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Lesbian Lover
No reviewsRegular price £51.04Regular priceUnit price / per£63.04Sale price £51.04Sale -
XL Set Bundle - For Your Man
No reviewsRegular price £44.04Regular priceUnit price / per£56.04Sale price £44.04Sale
Let customers speak for us
from 1338 reviewsI'll never think of a Saturday night dirty mayonnaise covered kebab the same way again!
The girls had a great laugh with this one!
I 100% recommend this company for your friends and family that really need a good laugh. Sent to my sister for her birthday and we laughed so much. Thanks Dan.
Great service, book arrived well packaged and on time.
Good quality and the confetti willies was hilarious - quick delivery, will certainly be using this site again, highly recommended
I have brought lots of these magnets to put inside ‘happy post’ or birthday cards as a little gift that can be posted with no extra postal costs . A discreet but very expressive magnet for ‘c’ word lovers .
This company has some really funny things. I’m always looking for joke pressies for my friends and this Badge Cock didn’t disappoint ( now there’s a sentence I thought I’d never say…!!)
Thank you and I’m sure to be making purchases from you in the future.
One happy customer 😊😊😊
Absolutely thrilled with my labels which I have purchased for my friends birthday.
Great company and fantastic service.
Thank you 🤩
Love this card. Brilliant service from Dan. I can’t wait to give this to my friend and I’ll certainly be making future purchases.
Ten out of ten!! 👏👏
There are some amazing things to buy on this store, it's my first go to for any presents that I know will guarantee a laugh, the emails I get from Dan make me laugh weekly. Well worth signing up to have a giggle when checking your emails at work! 100% 10 out of 10 for service and quality
Fast delivery. Great quality. Brilliant website.
Good quality. Great variety.
Excellent card. Super fast delivery too.
A great company for someone looking for cards out of the ordinary . Great product, great service, cannot recommend enough !
Really pleased with my purchase, it’s perfect for my needs, great to see a new business offering that little bit extra risky stuff 🤭🤭😎
The card was cheeky, and the candle smelled lovely. Highly recommend for a good laugh!