Overview
You can buy a gay anniversary card from many places, but if you want something funny and unusual, the best place is Mr. Inappropriate. We have a good selection of high-quality cards and can deliver to anywhere in the UK within a couple of days.
What sort of gay anniversary card do you want?
Our range is not massive, but we do have a few unique cards that you will not find anywhere else. If you take a look at the 'gay' filter on our homepage, you'll see the options there. Or just search for 'gay' and you'll see them.
If you'd like us to add more products to this range, please let me know by sending an email or calling - details at the top of this page.
What sort of message would you like to send to your partner?
As I write this article, I realise that it's not very helpful to say 'buy one of our cards', as they're all so different. It really does depend what type of person your partner is, and what sort of relationship you have.
Of course, you're probably thinking something like "Duh! Of course it depends who he or she is!". Yes, I agree with you, but all I mean is that if your partner is a typical straight-laced kind of person (as some gay people are), they might be offended if you buy something like the 'you're my favourite bum-buddy' card.
If however they are a little more fun-loving (which many seem to be), then perhaps that's exactly the right card for them!
Do you want something specific or just a general loving message? Do you want it to be funny & silly or serious(y) romantic?
If you're not sure, have a browse through our selection and see which one jumps out at you (not literally) - you'll probably get a feeling when you see the right one.
Or maybe it's about what you'd like to say about yourself? Maybe it's some kind of statement about who you are and what you're expressing by buying this card for your partner?
Or maybe it's just that you want something playful and fun?
And now I'm realising that I'm not being helpful again because in reality this is always about who the recipient is and what they'd appreciate; whether they're gay or not!
What size and style do you want?
Now that's an easy question! All our cards are exactly the same size (A5), they come with an envelope and are sealed in cellophane so it doesn't matter which one you choose. The only tricky bit is deciding what message you'd like to send.
I know I've said it before but really it's such an individual choice; have a look through them and see which one feels right.
How long does delivery take?
We normally process orders the day after they are placed so will get it out as soon as possible after you've bought it. If you're somehow able to time it perfectly (i.e. order at exactly midnight) then we'll process it as soon as we log on in the morning.
Also I must mention that we can't guarantee this; sometimes we're busy doing other stuff but most likely we'll get it done quickly.
Having said that though sometimes we're able to process orders on the same day as they're placed; especially if they're made in the morning before we're off out doing whatever nonsense we're up to that day!
How much do these gay anniversary cards cost?
They all show their prices, but I think they're good value considering how amazing they are.
Can these be returned if necessary?
Yes they can - please check our returns policy linked at the bottom of this page for more information about how we handle returns for our gay anniversary cards.
How can I pay for these things?
You can pay using any credit/debit card or PayPal by simply following the checkout process on this site. If you'd rather pay some other way such as bank transfer or cash (in bitcoin), please give us a call using the number at the top of this page.
Can I collect from somewhere instead of having them delivered?
Not really no - sorry!
