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Funny Secret Santa Christmas Wine Bottle Labels (x2) - Elf Piss

Funny Secret Santa Christmas Wine Bottle Labels (x2) - Elf Piss

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The perfect comedy thing to take when you go to a Christmas party.

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Imagine their face when they open it

Will they be surprised? Impressed? Offended? Will they giggle and drop a bit of wee into their pants?

Will they get a glimpse of what you're really like?

I hope so, you should be proud of how naughty you can be.

Common Questions

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your wine labels, just email me ( within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How big are they?

The two wine labels you'll receive measure 90mm x 120mm which is perfect for a normal 700ml bottle of wine.

How do I stick them to the bottle?

The adhesive labels are glossy and peel off the sheet to be stick securely to the bottle.

Before applying them, remove the old label by soaking the bottle in water, then dry properly.

They are very sticky, so please make sure you line them up before sticking them down to the bottle.  I find the best thing to do is to very loosely place the centre of the sticker against the bottle, where you want it, and when you know it's straight, slowly sweep outwards with your fingers to make sure you don't get bubbles behind the sticker.  If you find bubbles, you can push them out anyway.

How will it be packaged?

Your wine labels will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

When will I get my stuff?

If you order before 23:00 we'll send your order at 08:00 tomorrow (we only send on working days).

If you also order mugs, water bottles and anything fabric, they will arrive separately because they are printed to order.

You can choose from various shipping methods when you check out, the quickest being Royal Mail Tracked 24.

You'll notice that the cost of shipping is less than what it costs me

How much does shipping cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Who or what is Mila?

Mila is our very own naughty little AI-driven assistant. Have a chat with her here and see what happens!

  • All orders before 11pm sent 8am next working day.*

  • Cards/candles: buy one get one 50% off.

  • Free UK Tracked 24 shipping when you spend £25.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

  • Custom card message and send it directly to your recipient.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us, no questions asked.

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With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Customer Reviews

Based on 36 reviews
Beth Fox
Wine bottle labels

Great fun for Christmas. Sent very sharply and included all instructions for application. Very sticky labels. Can’t wait to give the gift. Lots of giggles.

Kathryn Howard (Dunstable, GB)
Excellent service, fun Christmas gift

I cannot recommend Mr Inappropriate highly enough
From easy ordering, great choices of funny gifts, excellent value and wonderful customer service, I am really happy with my purchase, as a bonus I got some freebies too, so thank you so much Mr Inappropriate, super happy

Nigel S. (Warwick, GB)

I brew my own ales and wines these labels add a laugh and talking point between family and friends

Ademola Adeyemi (Cowbridge, GB)

A lovely gift and excellent communication from Dan.
I will certainly return.

Thank you so much Ademola, really kind of you to say, I'm glad you like them, thank you!

Mr Jonathon M Pill (Leyland, GB)
Funny Secret Santa Christmas Wine Bottle Labels (x2) - Elf Piss

Fantastic purchase. Came with personalised instructions Nd a few added unexpected funny gifts. Delivery was swift. The bottles (now with new labels) look great. Will certainly be buying again.