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Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Elf Piss

Christmas Wine Labels (x2) - Elf Piss

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For estimated UK delivery dates:
Tracked 24 / 1st Class:
Tracked 48 / 2nd Class:
3–10 business days for outside UK
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FULL REFUND, DON'T SEND IT BACK
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The perfect comedy thing to take when you go to a Christmas party.

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Very Important Questions

How do I stick them to the bottle?

The adhesive labels are glossy and peel off the sheet to be stick securely to the bottle.

Before applying them, remove the old label by soaking the bottle in water, then dry properly.

They are very sticky, so please make sure you line them up before sticking them down to the bottle.  I find the best thing to do is to very loosely place the centre of the sticker against the bottle, where you want it, and when you know it's straight, slowly sweep outwards with your fingers to make sure you don't get bubbles behind the sticker.  If you find bubbles, you can push them out anyway.

How big are they?

The two wine labels you'll receive measure 90mm x 120mm which is perfect for a normal 700ml bottle of wine.

When will I get them?

Look at the dates above :)

How much does delivery cost?

It will actually cost you less then it costs me, so don't worry, you won't get a horrible surprise when you check out.

You'll see a dropdown on the checkout page where you can choose the method you want to use.

Can you send it to my loved one?

Yes sure, just put their address as the shipping address when you check out!

If you want to also send them a card, we can print a message in it for you.

Just find the card that you want and you'll see a checkbox that says 'SEND TO LOVED ONE AND ADD A MESSAGE'.

Check this box and type your message, and we'll print and send it with your badge.

Can I talk with you to check something?

Sure, call me on 01138730688 or email me at dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk, or use the little chat thingy at the bottom right.

Can I get a refund if I don't like it?

If you don't like your wine labels, just email me (dan@mrinappropriate.co.uk) within 30 days and I'll give you a full refund including postage, no questions asked.

You don't even need to send it back!

How will it be packaged?

Your wine labels will be shipped to you in a cellophane wrap and a card-backed envelope to make sure it doesn't get bent or wet.

If you order it along with other stuff, it might come to you in a box which is even safer!

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"Very funny adding a bit of class to my table. Dan is a great person it's like having a friend with gossip and a laugh. Great value for money on all his bits." - Nicola Mulraine

"Amazing quality. Very quick delivery. Packaged perfectly. Will 10000% be ordering from you again! X" - Sophie Warner

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We get it

Every day you have to behave yourself and do all of the stupid crap that society expects you to.

You have to wear the right clothes, keep your job, be polite, try not to wave your important parts around in public, and remember not to say naughty words or offend anyone.

Be kind to yourself and give yourself a break, release some pressure and do something bad.

You owe it to yourself, and to your friends.  They’ll love you more for it, I can promise you that.

  • Full refund, no need to send back, just email us.

  • All designs are hand drawn in our home office near Leeds.

Or amaze them with a whole bundle!

Why?

With so many of us suffering from anxiety and depression, we need a way out, an escape, a way to break through the stupid social norms.

Our aim at Mr. Inappropriate is to give you a break from all that, be yourself, and have a laugh.

My name is Dan, I’m the founder of Mr. Inappropriate and I firmly believe that we’re not designed to live like this.

We haven’t changed much since the time when we ran around with a spear chasing something to fuck or eat, or escaping from someone else doing that.

And now, we have to deal with emails, debt, job and a million other things, not to mention the fact we’re not allowed to express ourselves anymore for fear of offending someone.

If you’re feeling stressed and anxious it’s hardly surprising.  

Let us help by giving you a moment to escape, have a giggle and not give a shit.

And help your friends do the same!

Customer Reviews

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Tanya Syder (Burton-on-Trent, GB)
Wine labels

Well they definitely put a smile on some grumpy old buggers this Christmas!! Brilliant easy to use and of course super funny, great product and Dan chucked in a free Santa's jolly juice which tickled my mum ha!

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Kevin Malcolm (Nairn, GB)
Elf Piss labels

Great, went down really well, gave everyone a laugh and brightened up the wine bottle gift

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MARK YATES (Nuneaton, GB)
Quality item!

Arrived in good time. Great quality product. Even handy instructions how to apply label. Caused a bit of amusement on Christmas day. Very pleased and would highly recommend.

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Craig Turlington (Coalville, GB)
Wine labels

Excellent service and an even better product 👏🏻

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Ian Watson (Bolton, GB)
Elf Piss Wine Labels

Turn a boring bottle of wine into a very funny present. Ideal for last minute gift ideas.