Rude Cards and Gifts For Him
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Medium Candle - Dog
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Medium Candle - Dog Anal Gland Milk
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Medium Candle - Don't Be A Cunt
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Medium Candle - Dried Wank Sock
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Medium Candle - Dry Leathery Flaps
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Christmas Medium Candle - Festive Little Fucker
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Medium Candle - Fresh Warm Cum
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Medium Candle - Good Vibes Only
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Medium Candle - Have A Nice Poo
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Medium Candle - Have A Wank
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Medium Candle - Hot Fart
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Christmas Medium Candle - Jingle Balls
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Medium Candle - Morning Wood
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Bollocks
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Medium Candle - Sweaty Minge (read the 1 star review)
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Medium Candle - Thank You
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Medium Candle - Tight Wet Pussy
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Medium Candle - Whatever You Are
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Christmas Medium Candle - Winter Tease
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Medium Candle - Woke Up Gay
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Blowjob
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - Face To Sit On
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - I Fucking Love You
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Valentine's Anniversary Medium Candle - I Just Really Love You
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Birthday Card - Boobs
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Coaster - Boobs
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Magnet - Open
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Christmas Badge - Santa
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Christmas Magnet - Santa
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Christmas Badge - Boob Tree
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Badge - Boobs
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Christmas Magnet - Boob Tree
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Magnet - Boobs
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Badge - Open
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Magnet - Open
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Badge - Cocks
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Let customers speak for us
from 1212 reviewsGreat service very prompt delivery and quality of cards Excellent
My sister loved her candle. Very good communication. Arrived on time and kept informed each step of the way. Would recommend
Absolutely love my candle, communication through email was fantastic & delivery was fast, highly recommended
Last minute order before Christmas and arrived in time, personal message from the seller too. Very impressed, would use again
All good
Saw this website so had to take a look. It made me laugh so had to buy 5 candles for xmas presents for the family. They arrived well packaged individually in 1 box which was great. Fun seeing the family's face when they were opened. They burn well & smell great, well worth it.
I ordered the “light me for a blowjob” candle as a stocking filler for my partner, I was worried about it arriving in time for Christmas but it did with time to spare! Well packaged as well, would definitely use again. Thanks dan!
Great, went down really well, gave everyone a laugh and brightened up the wine bottle gift
Great wee stickers, easy to use, brighten up a 'boring' gift o bottle o wine, gives a'body a laugh
Very quick delivery, and considering I had left it a little late before Xmas, it arrived in time. The quality of the card is excellent, and I was highly delighted with it. I shall definitely be buying from this company again, Many thanks
My friend loved her candle! Think she’s hiding it from her kids tho!
Christmas gift which was well received! My friend was pleased it doesn’t actually smell like her fella’s bits
Got this for a Christmas present…doesn’t actually smell like a fart, which is good news!
Great product. Fiance was very impressed!
Smells lovely also! Great customer service and really quick delivery! I would 100% recommend
Was such a funny gift, loved it, wish it didn’t have the waterline on the back but apart from that amazing for the money and I reccomend !